Tuesday, February 12, 2008

SESAME STREETWEAR

DAY 1 OF MAGIC... THE GATHERING...OF THE MOST RETARDED DUMBSHITS FROM ALL OF THE WORLD. I WENT ON A MISSION TO SPOT THE WORST DRESSED. LIKE A KID IN CANDY STORE, THERE WAS SO MUCH CRAP ALL OVER THAT AFTER A FEW HOURS I HAD TO BOUNCE CUZ I WAS GETTIN SICK TO MY STOMACH. GRAB A BARF BAG BIRD BRAINZ, HERE WE GO...

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THE OLDEST DUDE IN THE STREETWEAR GAME...

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ISN'T ONE PAIR OF GAY GLASSES ENUFF

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MAGIC IS KNOWN FOR THEIR SHOWCASE OF D GRADE MODELS....

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SEXUAL CHOCOLATE

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BARF

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NASTY

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THIS CHICK HAD TO BE IN HER LATE 40'S

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LET ME GETS MINE

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PERVED OUT FOR A SECOND

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NOW BACK TO SESAME STREET WHERE THERE'S MORE THAN ONE BIG BIRD. PEOPLE I'M COOL WIT HAVE BEEN PORTRAYED IN BLACK & WHITE...BUT UNDERSTAND THE PARROT DOES NOT ENDORSE ANY STREETWEAR BRANDS SO SAVE YOU'RE ANONYMOUS HATE COMMENTS FOR CERTAIN BRANDS TO YOURSELF OR GO TELL WAK ASS HYPEBEAST ABOUT IT

WORST HAIR DO...

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SOME DICKHEAD DECIDED TO LICENSE THE RIGHTS TO TURN CERIAL INTO STREETWEAR...THEY'RE WAAAKK!

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FRUITY PEBBLES IS MORE FITTING

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WHAT PEOPLE DO FOR MONEY

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NICE MOUSTACHE

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RANDOM CUTEE ON THE DILLZ

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WHO KILLED STREETWEAR?

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THESE FOOLS

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HOUSE OF PARROT

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DOUCHEBAGS ALL OVER THE PLACE, THIS IS WHEN I STARTED TO PACK IT UP

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STEVE AOKI'S DIM WAK COLLECTION...

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& THE LITTLE PERSON WHO DESIGNED IT...NO JOKE

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I DIDN'T KNOW ROSS DRESS FOR LESS HAD A BOOTH

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LONG DUCK DONG

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STEADY FOBBIN...

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WHATEVER FAMOUS STARS & STRAP ONS, "WE DON'T NEED TO SHOW OUR CLOTHES LETS JUST BRING A CAR & SIT AROUND IT LOOKIN LIKE DICKS"

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BIG BLACK

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BIG WHITE

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GET OVER YOURSELF, I'D HIT IT THO

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I BARFED A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH WHILE I WAS TAKING THIS

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NO CLOWN STREETWEAR LOOK IS COMPLETE WITHOUT SNEAKER BLING

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ORANGE COUNTY CRAPPAREL

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ED HARDY CAN'T SKATE. I WAS ABLE TO SNAP THIS BEFORE I GOT KICKED OUT OF THEIR BOOTH. THIS HOMO WAS STANDIN AROUND ON THE BOARD MODELLIN IT? THIS SHIT SHOULD BE AGAINST THE LAW

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FARTFUL DODGER. JAY Z'S GOTTA HAVE A LINE TOO. HE MADE AN APPEARANCE TO SUPPORT & WOULDN'T STOP TO TAKE PICTURES LIKE HE'S TOO COOL. IF YOU WERE COOL YOU WOULDN'T EVEN COME HERE YOU UGLY SHIT

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THE KRAZED LOOKS WERE ENDLESS...

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DID YOU GUYS LOOK AT YOURSELF BEFORE YOU LEFT THE HOTEL? YOUR OBVIOUSLY VIRGINS

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NOTHING IS A BIGGER TURNOFF THAN A GIRL IN STREETWEAR EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT YOU'RE JUST PLAIN UNATTRACTIVE

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BARACK THE VOTE...THIS IS OK

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AND FOR A SECOND YEAR IN A ROW, THE WINNER OF STREETWEARS WORST DRESSED IS...IT'S FOB!

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STREETWEAR DIAGNOSIS...FLATLINE

MET UP W/ JACK DANIELS, AL GREEN, & BARRY WHITE LAST NITE. WON CASH AT CRAPS & LOST IT ALL 10 MINUTES LATER. PROJECT TODAY MORE DUDE INFESTED PARTIES TONITE. STAY TUNED

28 comments:

Vinegar chicken said...

oh dear!

Anonymous said...

worst dressed people in the universe

Corey Baines said...

New Era is remaking the Kings hat? Ack! I must know where I can get that.

Anonymous said...

hmm

Al said...

Streetwear is dead, The Parroty Killed it.

yeah! said...

public enemy caps look dope. Im confused as to the dude holding a cam and what looks like a protein shake dosnt wear his jeans in their convention waist position and pulls em up 12" higher than most....

Roc money said...

Good GOD! My eyes! They are on fire! Its like i caught visual gonorrhea just from looking at those pictures.

Roc money said...

P.S - To the left of the picture on the Steve Aoki DimMak booth, the tee hanging...Didn't Crooks already use that concept for the Illuminati piera tee?

What manner of blatant fuckery biting is this?

dobale said...

lol, shit is mad nuts lol. good shit

Anonymous said...

The best coverage of MAGIC ever! Funny (and true) as fuck!

THE REAL JUSTIN TIME said...

HAHA.. VERY FUNNY! LOADS OF BAD DRESSED PEOPLE IN ONE AND THE SAME PLACE.. MUST HAVE HAD A GREAT TIME..

FOB IS MAD WACK, BUT I LIKE HIS REEBOK - ALIFE SHOES, IN YELLOW THOUGH..

TAKE CARE
JUSTIN TIME

Tronics said...

LMAO @ some of the get ups.

Magic is too much!

AB said...

talking about cerial and streetwear. sheck this out is stupid.

http://s40.photobucket.com/albums/e220/ABgo/?action=view¤t=3106b684c6b2398fc0fa07dxd1.jpg

Rob said...

All the assholes need to get out of my town.

cas said...

jesus ... tony the tiger? would hit roller girl tho... keep them skates on ma...

The Enai Q said...

hahah cereal wear is the new Platinum FUBU

Cath. said...

HAHAHAHA!!

That was way too much

klim said...

hilarity!

we must get a booth at the next onw just for laughs
looks like a rainbow threw up all over that place

still looks like crazy mad fun though

Klim

SWITCH™ said...

very nice.

Anonymous said...

this is great!

Anonymous said...

Magic is wack every year, all streetwear is gay.

0nehundred said...

that shits nice, but none of those d-bags can compete with my count chocula x honey nut cheerios hoody. fuckin awesome coverage parrot!! what a bunch cunts!!!

Me Mikey said...

Douche douche douche baggers!!! Vegas is douchin!!!!!! All the baby rats are at magic and all the OG baby rats work at project.

FUCK VEGAS said...

All the trade show parties was mad gay. If I had two more hands Roxycottontail would get four thumbs down.

Anonymous said...

wow... just wow.

geary said...

"I BARFED A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH WHILE I WAS TAKING THIS"

ben said...

so much silicone u can make a beach with all them titties.

Anonymous said...

uuummmm...street where?!?!?!