TODAY I TOOK THE BUS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY 7 YEARS IN LOS ANGELES. IT SMELT LIKE PISS & FARTS. I WENT DOWN TO THE COURT HOUSE & WAS GONNA BITE THE BULLET & PAY 800 BUCKS TO GET MY LICENSE BACK CUZ I CAN'T HANDLE NOT BEING ABLE TO DRIVE. WHEN I GOT DOWN THERE I ASKED THIS LADY SOME QUESTIONS & FOUND A LOOPHOLE IN THE SYSTEM. MY COURT DATE ISN'T TILL EARLY MAY SO I'D HAVE TO WAIT TILL THEN IF I WANT A REDUCED FINE WHICH CAN BE AS LOW AS 10 BUCKS, OR I CAN PAY 800 TO GET MY LICENSE BACK NOW. THE LOOPHOLE IS IF YOU CAN PROVE THAT YOU WILL BE OUT OF THE COUNTRY AT THE TIME OF YOUR COURT DATE (MAY 6TH) THEN YOU CAN SEE THE JUDGE RIGHT AWAY. YOU JUST GO TO THE COURT HOUSE, SHOW EM PROOF & THEY LET YOU GO IN FRONT OF THE JUDGE THAT DAY. SO NOW INSTEAD OF DROPPING 800 BUCKS ON A BULLSHIT FAILURE TO APPEAR, I CAN GIVE IT TO AIR FRANCE WHO IS RUNNING A SPECIAL FOR A ROUND TRIP TIX TO EUROPE FOR 650 AFTER TAX. SO I GET A EUROPEAN VACATION & MY LICENSE BACK ALL IN ONE, GENIUS. I'M BUYING MY TICKETS TOMORROW!
ASS & TITTIES...COMING SOON...DON'T MISS THIS!
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