SQWUAK BOX: SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE BIRDWATCHERS ACROSS THE GLOBE WHO COME OUT EVERYDAY TO SEE THE PARROT PERFORM...WE'RE ALL IN THE BIRDGANG!
IT'S THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF THE PARROT
Thursday, January 31, 2008
HAPPY BIRD-DAY 2 ME!
NOT ONLY IS TODAY MY BIRD-DAY BUT ALSO THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE ARAB PARROT!
SQWUAK BOX: SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE BIRDWATCHERS ACROSS THE GLOBE WHO COME OUT EVERYDAY TO SEE THE PARROT PERFORM...WE'RE ALL IN THE BIRDGANG!
IT'S THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF THE PARROT
SQWUAK BOX: SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE BIRDWATCHERS ACROSS THE GLOBE WHO COME OUT EVERYDAY TO SEE THE PARROT PERFORM...WE'RE ALL IN THE BIRDGANG!
IT'S THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF THE PARROT
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
DAME ESPACIO
WENT TO THAT HIPSTER INFESTED HELL HOLE CALLED CINESPACE LAST NIGHT
TO CHECK OUT MY OLD SCHOOL HOMIES THE 87 STICK UP KIDS
NEW RULE... IF YOU MISSED THE PARTY LAST NIGHT THEN TOO FUCKIN BAD. MY HEAD WAS KILLING ME FROM THE STROBELIGHTS & I'M NOT TALKING BOUT THE ONES ON THE DANCE FLOOR. I'M TALKING ABOUT ALL THE GOD DAMN FLASHES GOING OFF IN MY FACE ALL NIGHT. BLOGGA PLEASE...ENUFF WITH THE PARTY PHOTOS. 1 COBRASNAKE IS ANNOYING ENOUGH, WE DON'T NEED 10 IN THE SAME FUCKIN ROOM. EVEN HIS GAY ASS WAS CRYING ABOUT ALL THE KIDS FLASHING LIGHTS ALL OVER THE PLACE. GET OFF THE BANDWAGON, DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL. EVERYONE THINKS THEY'RE A PHOTOGRAPHER CUZ THEY JUST BOUGHT A CAMERA BUT MOST OF ALL YALL PICS ARE WACK...EVEN YOURS COBRASNAKE. .
WITH THAT SAID HERE SOME PICS I SNAPPED, THEY ARE NOT MEANT TO BE GOOD PICTURES, THEIR PURPOSE IS TO TELL A STORY. HERE'S THE BIGGEST HOMO I COULD FIND IN THE JOINT...
I SEE THRU YOU...
SWEET JACKET MAN...IS THAT ED HARDY?
PARAKEET
HI I'M ON THE LIST UNDER "NOBODY + 2"
SOMEONE CALL UP THAT FAT GAY BASTARD PEREZ HILTON CUZ I GOT A NEW COUPLE ALERT. THE MOST BIZARRE THING I SAW LAST NIGHT OR THOUGHT I SAW WAS STEVE AOKI & COBRASNAKE MAKING OUT. AOKI HAD HIS ARM AROUND THE SNAKE & WAS RUBBING HIS CROTCH. I WASN'T SURE SINCE I WAS SO FAR AWAY SO TODAY I WENT BACK TO THE VIDEOTAPE TO INVESTIGATE & I DON'T KNOW, YOU MAKE THE CALL.
EVEN WEIRDER WAS MEETING AOKI'S BROTHER ....
THE HOMELESS GUY ON THE CORNER SUMMED IT UP PERFECTLY...
"EGO'S IS SOMETHING THE ARAB PARROT CRUSH"
TO CHECK OUT MY OLD SCHOOL HOMIES THE 87 STICK UP KIDS
NEW RULE... IF YOU MISSED THE PARTY LAST NIGHT THEN TOO FUCKIN BAD. MY HEAD WAS KILLING ME FROM THE STROBELIGHTS & I'M NOT TALKING BOUT THE ONES ON THE DANCE FLOOR. I'M TALKING ABOUT ALL THE GOD DAMN FLASHES GOING OFF IN MY FACE ALL NIGHT. BLOGGA PLEASE...ENUFF WITH THE PARTY PHOTOS. 1 COBRASNAKE IS ANNOYING ENOUGH, WE DON'T NEED 10 IN THE SAME FUCKIN ROOM. EVEN HIS GAY ASS WAS CRYING ABOUT ALL THE KIDS FLASHING LIGHTS ALL OVER THE PLACE. GET OFF THE BANDWAGON, DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL. EVERYONE THINKS THEY'RE A PHOTOGRAPHER CUZ THEY JUST BOUGHT A CAMERA BUT MOST OF ALL YALL PICS ARE WACK...EVEN YOURS COBRASNAKE. .
WITH THAT SAID HERE SOME PICS I SNAPPED, THEY ARE NOT MEANT TO BE GOOD PICTURES, THEIR PURPOSE IS TO TELL A STORY. HERE'S THE BIGGEST HOMO I COULD FIND IN THE JOINT...
I SEE THRU YOU...
SWEET JACKET MAN...IS THAT ED HARDY?
PARAKEET
HI I'M ON THE LIST UNDER "NOBODY + 2"
SOMEONE CALL UP THAT FAT GAY BASTARD PEREZ HILTON CUZ I GOT A NEW COUPLE ALERT. THE MOST BIZARRE THING I SAW LAST NIGHT OR THOUGHT I SAW WAS STEVE AOKI & COBRASNAKE MAKING OUT. AOKI HAD HIS ARM AROUND THE SNAKE & WAS RUBBING HIS CROTCH. I WASN'T SURE SINCE I WAS SO FAR AWAY SO TODAY I WENT BACK TO THE VIDEOTAPE TO INVESTIGATE & I DON'T KNOW, YOU MAKE THE CALL.
EVEN WEIRDER WAS MEETING AOKI'S BROTHER ....
THE HOMELESS GUY ON THE CORNER SUMMED IT UP PERFECTLY...
"EGO'S IS SOMETHING THE ARAB PARROT CRUSH"
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
IT'S MY PARTY & I'LL FLY IF I WANT TO
WENT BY RESERVE TODAY TO SEE MY WINGMAN RICK & WORK ON A FLYER FOR MY BIRDAY PARTY. THEY JUST GOT A HOT NEW BOOK IN...
THE FUNKY BUNCH...
MY BEST ATTEMPT AT A RICK RODNEY STYLE FAIRFAX PHOTO, TAKEN NO LOOK AROUND THE BACK...NOT BAD
ITS MY BDAY ON THURSDAY BUT I'M HAVING THE PARTY ON SUNDAY AT SUDDEN DEATH. CUM AS YOU ARE...GOOD VIBRATIONS...THE PARROTS TURNIN ONE YEARS OLD.
THE FUNKY BUNCH...
MY BEST ATTEMPT AT A RICK RODNEY STYLE FAIRFAX PHOTO, TAKEN NO LOOK AROUND THE BACK...NOT BAD
ITS MY BDAY ON THURSDAY BUT I'M HAVING THE PARTY ON SUNDAY AT SUDDEN DEATH. CUM AS YOU ARE...GOOD VIBRATIONS...THE PARROTS TURNIN ONE YEARS OLD.
HAPPY HARRY HARD ON
I ALWAYS WANTED A PIRATE RADIO STATION LIKE THE ONE IN PUMP UP THE VOLUME WHICH IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IS CUZ YOUR A GUPPY TURD.
TODAY THE DREAM CAME TRUE. I STOPPED BY THE OLD GRAND ROYAL STUDIOS TO SEE THE HOMEY HAN CHOLO. WE GOT ON THE TOPIC OF PIRATE RADIO. TURNS OUT HE HAD A STATION SET UP IN ECHO PARK YEARS BACK. THEN HE SAYS TO ME " I GOT THE TRANSMITTER & THE ANTENNA IN MY TRUNK DOWNSTAIRS...WANT IT?" MY BIRD SENSES EXPLODED & I STARTED SPITTIN SEEDS & FLAPPIN MY WINGS IN EXCITEMENT. YOU SERIOUS? WHAT A BIRDAY PRESENT...MY VERY OWN RADIO STATION FOR EVERYONE WITHIN A MILE RADIUS. THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SHIT BUT ANYMORE AND I'D BE GOING TO JAIL OR GETTING LIKE A $100,000 FINE.
ANYWAY NOW ITS AT MY HOUSE & I HEARD I COULD EVEN POWER IT IN MY CAR & BE DRIVIN AROUND ON THE MIC JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIE! I'M GONNA FIND A STATION, START PROMOTING IT, THEN DRIVE AROUND PLAYIN JAMZ, TAKING CALLS, & TALKIN SHIT. AIR PARROT, PARROT AIRWAVES, THE SQWUAK BOX. I'M ALSO GONNA START A PODCAST PRETTY SOON TOO SO ALL YOU BIRD WATCHERS AROUND THE WORLD CAN START LISTNIN' TO THE SOUNDS OF PARROT FM. PUMP UP THE VOLUME.... PARROT RADIO COMING SOON!
IF YOU BUILD IT THEY WILL COME
TODAY THE DREAM CAME TRUE. I STOPPED BY THE OLD GRAND ROYAL STUDIOS TO SEE THE HOMEY HAN CHOLO. WE GOT ON THE TOPIC OF PIRATE RADIO. TURNS OUT HE HAD A STATION SET UP IN ECHO PARK YEARS BACK. THEN HE SAYS TO ME " I GOT THE TRANSMITTER & THE ANTENNA IN MY TRUNK DOWNSTAIRS...WANT IT?" MY BIRD SENSES EXPLODED & I STARTED SPITTIN SEEDS & FLAPPIN MY WINGS IN EXCITEMENT. YOU SERIOUS? WHAT A BIRDAY PRESENT...MY VERY OWN RADIO STATION FOR EVERYONE WITHIN A MILE RADIUS. THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SHIT BUT ANYMORE AND I'D BE GOING TO JAIL OR GETTING LIKE A $100,000 FINE.
ANYWAY NOW ITS AT MY HOUSE & I HEARD I COULD EVEN POWER IT IN MY CAR & BE DRIVIN AROUND ON THE MIC JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIE! I'M GONNA FIND A STATION, START PROMOTING IT, THEN DRIVE AROUND PLAYIN JAMZ, TAKING CALLS, & TALKIN SHIT. AIR PARROT, PARROT AIRWAVES, THE SQWUAK BOX. I'M ALSO GONNA START A PODCAST PRETTY SOON TOO SO ALL YOU BIRD WATCHERS AROUND THE WORLD CAN START LISTNIN' TO THE SOUNDS OF PARROT FM. PUMP UP THE VOLUME.... PARROT RADIO COMING SOON!
IF YOU BUILD IT THEY WILL COME
Monday, January 28, 2008
P.W. BOTHA GETS THE GAS FACE
LAST NIGHT I FLEW DOWN TO VINE BAR TO CELEBRATE MY LIL SISTERS BDAY. I ALSO WENT DOWN TO DO SOME RECON TO SEE WHETHER I SHOULD HAVE MY BDAY PARTY THERE NEXT SUNDAY AFTER THE GIANTS BEAT THE PATRIOTS IN THE SUPERBOWL. THE HOMIES PUBES & BLU JEMZ JUST STARTED A NEW NIGHT THERE CALLED SUDDEN DEATH, THE ONLY DISCO NIGHT IN LOS ANGELES & THE RULES ARE NO SERRATO, NO PARTY PHOTOGRAPHERS, & NO BULLSHIT. AFTER SURVEYING THE SITUATION I WAS SURE ON THE SETTING FOR MY BDAY. SO GET READY FREDDY, ITS ON TILL THE BREAK OF RAE DAWN CHONG, LEAVE YOUR SHUDDER SHADES AT HOME, PARTY TIME...EXCELLENT. NEXT SUNDAY NIGHT @ VINE BAR, THE PARROT TURNS 1
DANTE ROSS WAS IN THE HOUSE LAST NITE...
DANTE ROSS WAS IN THE HOUSE LAST NITE...
Sunday, January 27, 2008
SISTER SISTER
YOU STOLE A LOT OF MY COOL SHIT OVER THE YEARS. I STILL REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH NICK CARTER FROM THE BACKSTREET BOYS & I USED TO WALK INTO YOUR ROOM AND SEE HIS POSTER ON YOUR WALL & WOULD MAKE FUN OF YOU & THEN YOU WOULD CRY. YOU LOVED THE LION KING & GOOSEBUMPS, & YOU WERE OBSESSED WITH SCARY MOVIES. YOU PLAYED SEGA GAME GEAR & BOUGHT A SUPER NINTENDO & I WOULD MAKE FUN OF YOU CUZ THE ONLY GAMES YOU HAD WERE LION KING & SUPER MARIO KART. I STILL REMEMBER THE DAY YOU WERE BORN, IT WAS THE DAY ALL THESE PEOPLE DIED...RIP
YOU'RE ALL GROWNS UP NOW WHICH MEANS I'M GETTIN OLD TOO. I'M LUCKY TO HAVE SUCH A FUNNY, SMART, & BEAUTIFUL LIL SISTER. SORRY I COULDN'T MAKE IT TO YOU'RE ROLLERSKATING JAM LAST NIGHT, I'M STILL PERCHED UP W/ THE FLU.
I LOVE YOU
YOU'RE ALL GROWNS UP NOW WHICH MEANS I'M GETTIN OLD TOO. I'M LUCKY TO HAVE SUCH A FUNNY, SMART, & BEAUTIFUL LIL SISTER. SORRY I COULDN'T MAKE IT TO YOU'RE ROLLERSKATING JAM LAST NIGHT, I'M STILL PERCHED UP W/ THE FLU.
I LOVE YOU
Friday, January 25, 2008
FACTORY 413
FOR $200 CASH I WAS LYSAS DRIVER FOR THE DAY. SHE HAD TO DO SOME SERIOUS STYLING & SHE NEEDED THE PARROTS DRIVING SKILLS TO GET HER AROUND LA. WENT BY MUSKA & ANGELS NEW SPOT ON FAIRFAX TO PICK UP SOME GEAR...
THEY CARRY VINTAGE, CHECK EM OUT & TELL EM THE PARROT SENT YA
THEY CARRY VINTAGE, CHECK EM OUT & TELL EM THE PARROT SENT YA
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
THE RETURN OF THE ARAB PARROT
I'M EXHAUSTED & STOKED TO BE BACK IN LA. IT WAS SNOWING SO HARD AT SUNDANCE AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER. THE MAJORITY OF THE PICS I TOOK ARE GOING TO BE ON THE FLAUNT BLOG BY THE END OF THE WEEK, BUT I KNOW YOU BIRD WATCHERS OU THERE HAVE BEEN FIENDING FOR SOME ACTION SO HERES SOME HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE TRIP. THE PARROT WAS PERCHED UP IN A 6 BEDROOM CABIN...UNREAL
WILD IN THE STREETS...IT WAS BELOW ZERO AT NIGHT
BIRDY NUM NUMS
IRAK'D A PAIR OF OAKLEYS
OLIVIA WILDE (ALPHA DOG) LOVES THE ARAB PARROT
SO DOES MARLEY SHELTON (GRINDHOUSE)
THE PARROT & TOM BROKAW...IN A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN
BRITTANY MURPHY LOVES THE PARROT SO MUCH...
SHE LET ME DO A PRIVATE PHOTOSHOOT WITH HER
LA INVADED SUNDANCE....GREENDOOR, TEDDIES, & HYDE WERE ALL HAVING PARTIES OUT THERE. OPEN BAR FOR DAYS.I WENT TO GREENDOOR TWICE, THEY HAD RENTED A 12 BEDROOM HOUSE WITH A BASKETBALL COURT & A GROTTO, PRETTY CRAZY. I WENT TO HYDE TWICE, THEY HAD AN INNERTUBE AREA SET UP OUTSIDE & A BACK ROOM CONNECTED TO THE LOUNGE WITH A STAGE SET UP. WHEN I WALKED IN THE GUITARIST FROM THE CULT, THE DRUMMER FROM G'N'R, & SCOTT IAN FROM ANTHRAX WHERE DOING COVERS...
RAN INTO SOME LA HEADS ON THE TRIP...
THE PARROT VS. GAYOKI...THE SAGA CONTINUES...STAY TUNED!
SUPRA KRUE
ON THE LAST NIGHT HYDE WAS GOIN OFF...WOODY HARRELSON, QUENTIN TARENTINO, CRISPIN GLOVER...MCFLY!
MICHAEL MADSEN (RESERVOIR DOGS)
ONE OF MY FAVORITE FILM MAKERS RICK SALOMON (1 NIGHT IN PARIS)
& MICHAEL RAPPAPORT WHO'S FROM MY OLD NEIGHBORHOOD...YORKVILLE...THE TUFF PART OF THE UPPER EAST SIDE
TODAY ON MY WAY HOME I WAS IN THE SMOKING AREA OF THE UTAH AIRPORT WHERE I "DISCOVERED" THIS GIRL HAVIN A CIGARETTE...SHE'S A BAGGAGE HANDLER? AMAZING.
CHECK OUT WWW.FLAUNT.COM FOR MORE
ALL PHOTOS BY ME
WILD IN THE STREETS...IT WAS BELOW ZERO AT NIGHT
BIRDY NUM NUMS
IRAK'D A PAIR OF OAKLEYS
OLIVIA WILDE (ALPHA DOG) LOVES THE ARAB PARROT
SO DOES MARLEY SHELTON (GRINDHOUSE)
THE PARROT & TOM BROKAW...IN A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN
BRITTANY MURPHY LOVES THE PARROT SO MUCH...
SHE LET ME DO A PRIVATE PHOTOSHOOT WITH HER
LA INVADED SUNDANCE....GREENDOOR, TEDDIES, & HYDE WERE ALL HAVING PARTIES OUT THERE. OPEN BAR FOR DAYS.I WENT TO GREENDOOR TWICE, THEY HAD RENTED A 12 BEDROOM HOUSE WITH A BASKETBALL COURT & A GROTTO, PRETTY CRAZY. I WENT TO HYDE TWICE, THEY HAD AN INNERTUBE AREA SET UP OUTSIDE & A BACK ROOM CONNECTED TO THE LOUNGE WITH A STAGE SET UP. WHEN I WALKED IN THE GUITARIST FROM THE CULT, THE DRUMMER FROM G'N'R, & SCOTT IAN FROM ANTHRAX WHERE DOING COVERS...
RAN INTO SOME LA HEADS ON THE TRIP...
THE PARROT VS. GAYOKI...THE SAGA CONTINUES...STAY TUNED!
SUPRA KRUE
ON THE LAST NIGHT HYDE WAS GOIN OFF...WOODY HARRELSON, QUENTIN TARENTINO, CRISPIN GLOVER...MCFLY!
MICHAEL MADSEN (RESERVOIR DOGS)
ONE OF MY FAVORITE FILM MAKERS RICK SALOMON (1 NIGHT IN PARIS)
& MICHAEL RAPPAPORT WHO'S FROM MY OLD NEIGHBORHOOD...YORKVILLE...THE TUFF PART OF THE UPPER EAST SIDE
TODAY ON MY WAY HOME I WAS IN THE SMOKING AREA OF THE UTAH AIRPORT WHERE I "DISCOVERED" THIS GIRL HAVIN A CIGARETTE...SHE'S A BAGGAGE HANDLER? AMAZING.
CHECK OUT WWW.FLAUNT.COM FOR MORE
ALL PHOTOS BY ME
Monday, January 21, 2008
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