THE ARAB PARROT

CLICK THIS LINK! I'VE MOVED!

2008-03-04T01:35:00.000-08:00

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I'M GHOST

2008-02-29T13:56:00.000-08:00

THE PARROT HAS FLOWN THE COOP. KENNY BLOGGINS NOW REZIDES AT WWW.THEARABPARROT.COM, I GRADUATED & GOT NEW WINGS. PEACE OUT BLOGSPOT, THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES.

REDIRECT YOUR LINKS TO THEARABPARROT.COM. C- YA!

TONITE

2008-02-29T11:42:00.000-08:00

DIPLO HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE ROSTER

YESTERDAY

2008-02-28T14:33:00.000-08:00

I SPOTTED A TRANNY TAKING A POWER WALK...

I HEADED OVER TO FAIRFAX TO WORK ON A VERY SPECIAL PARROT POSTER W/ PARROT CHIEF DESIGNER RICK RODNEY, I WANTED THIS ONE TO BE HANDLED BY A PRO.

I HAD TO TAKE CARE OF SOME BIZ AT AN OFFICE SPACE...THOSE FLOURESCENT LIGHTS ARE LIKE KRYPTONITE TO THE PARROT. OBAMA'S WEST COAST REP CAME BY WITH THIS NEW OBAMA TEE. GOLD FOIL GUY? SHIT IS WAK! A TEENAGE MILLIONAIRE KNOCK OFF FOR OUR FIRST BLACK PREZ? YOU GOTTA DO BETTER THAN THAT. PUT THAT IN THE WASTE BASKET & GO BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD BUDDY. WAIT FOR THE PARROT OBAMA COLLAB DROPPIN SOON, SHIT IS GONNA WIN BY A LANDSLIDE.

LAST NITE I FLEW BY THE ROOM ON CAHUENGA TO A SUPPORT THE HOMEY WILKINS AKA DJ HUCKELBERRY HOUND WHO ALONG W A FEW FRIENDS ARE DOIN A NEW NITE CALLED "DEAD THAT PORK". A REFRESHING CHANGE TO ALL THAT GUPPY HIPSTER CRAP THATS AS OLD AS JOHN McCAIN. AS I WALKED UP THE STREET I IMMEDIETLY NOTICED A BAD LOOK. YOU ON THE WRESTLING TEAM OR SOMETHING?

TOO TIRED TO TAKE FOTOS

WILKINS & KWESI SUCK AT GOLF

KWESI INVITED HIS UNCLE, HAHAHA

I WAS ROCKIN MY NEW GAY IN THE DARK FLASHING RAIDERS PENDANT, SICK

ON OUR WAY OUT ME & GARCIA THOUGHT WE SAW BRAYDEN FOR A SECOND

A LOVELY DAY

2008-02-28T13:05:00.000-08:00

YO! ITS 80 DEGREES TODAY IN LA, I'M WALKIN AROUND WITH A SNOW CONE & A CIGARETTE. ITS DAYS LIKE THIS THAT REMIND ME WHY I NEVER MOVED BACK TO NEW YORK...

WE LOVE IT!

WAIT FOR IT....

2008-02-28T01:53:00.000-08:00

ITS COMING... NEW SHIT IS ON THE WAY, NEW PICS, & A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. HERES SOME MUSIC WHILE YOU WAIT...I WENT TO A PARTY TONITE & WHAT DID I HEAR?

IS THAT A DUDE? HEAD CRACK HEAD CRACK.

RIP JOHN CANDY

2008-02-27T10:22:00.000-08:00

YOU HAD TOO MUCH TO EAT

KINDA LOOKS LIKE PEREZHILTON NO?

FIGHT THE POWER

2008-02-26T02:27:00.000-08:00

MICHAEL STEWART, ELENORE BUMPERS, RADIO RAHEEM, & SEAN BELL...MURDER! 4 NY UNDERCOVER COPS SHOT THIS DUDE 50 TIMES COMING OUT A STRIP CLUB AFTER HIS BACHELOR PARTY LAST YEAR. THE TRIAL JUST STARTED YESTERDAY & PEOPLE ARE PISSED. THE PHOTO'S REMIND ME OF THE FIGHT THE POWER VIDEO...

HERES SEAN BELL IN THE MALL AT GLAMOUR SHOTS W/ HIS FAMILY DOIN THE RIGHT THING

THESE ARE THE FOUR LITTLE PIGS WHO BLASTED HIM

& AS USUAL FUCK THE POLICE

IN OTHER NEWS, I GOT THIS GEORGETOWN JOINT TODAY FROM SOME RANDOM SPORTING GOODS STORE. I REMEMBER IT FROM THE "HOW I COULD JUST KILL A MAN" VIDEO, & FLAV WAS ON CONAN ACTIN RETARDED

PARROT ON THE RITZ

2008-02-25T01:07:00.001-08:00

LAST NIGHT THE PARROT FLEW DOWNTOWN TO A FLAUNT/BIRTHDAY PARTY AT SHEPARD FAIRYS GALLERY SPOT... JAM PACKED, FREE BOOZE, GIRLS IN LINGERIE, & 20 PEOPLE ATE SHIT DOWN THE STAIRS... FRUITY FUN!

PRESS PLAY B4 YOU SCROLL

MY PHOTOBUCKETS FUCT SO CLICK ON FLICK 4 FULL EFFECT!!!!!

I GOT STUCK IN THE MUD

GOTCHA!

I LIKE THAT SWEATER

WERD

HE WAS MY RIDE

1 OF THESE KIDS WAS DOIN HIS OWN THING

REMINDS ME OF JERRY HALL

YOU DIRTY BIRD

CHOPPIN HEADZ BOY

OUT WITH THE SNOT, IN WITH THE BIRDNIP

EUROPEAN VACATION ITINERARY

2008-02-23T10:59:00.000-08:00

IT MAY BE TOO SOON TO MENTION BUT HERES THE PLAN OF ATTACK. I DEPART LAX TO LONDON APR. 16TH, PLAN TO TRAVEL TO PARIS & BARCELONA & WHATEVER OTHER CITIES I CAN SQUEEZE IN 18 DAYS. I LEAVE EUROPE ON MAY 6TH FROM PARIS & STOP IN NEW YORK FOR 5 DAYS & THEN I COME BACK TO LA ON THE 11TH. I HOPE THE TRIP RESEMBLES THIS NEXT CLIP... A CLASSIC CUT FROM ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES....

ITS GONNA BE THE PARROTS GREATEST ADVENTURE YET!

FAN MAIL

2008-02-23T00:33:00.000-08:00

SOMEONE SENT ME THIS TODAY...CLICK TO ENLARGE

I GUESS THIS MAKES ME A PILLOW BITER...THEY ALSO THOUGHT I SHOULD SEE, DON'T PRESS PLAY IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE THROWING 2 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE AWAY...

TRIPLE WHAMMY: HE SENT ME A LINK TO PITCHFORKS REVIEW OF AOKI'S NEW CD, IT GOT RATED 2.5/10. THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE REVIEW......

"Granted, this thing passes the American Bandstand test just fine, which is its primary purpose. That said, a broken dishwasher also has a beat to it, and sticking someone's gussied-up 1987 Maytag front and center at the trendiest L.A. hot spot would undoubtedly get both scene-stealers and scene-makers on the floor in time for a Cobrasnake photo op. Whenever Aoki tries to bring two (or three) purportedly great tastes together, the end result is the aural equivalent of mixing toothpaste and orange juice."

SLAYER

DEADSTOCK PARROT

2008-02-21T23:19:00.000-08:00

THE HOMEY FREEBORN CAME OUT TO VISIT FROM THE EASTCOAST A COUPLE WEEKS AGO. HE SUPPLIES ME WITH VINTAGE GEAR SINCE HE KNOWS ALL THE SPOTS & KNOWS HIS SHIT. HE GIVES ME FIRST DIBS ON GEAR HE THINKS I'D WANT LIKE THAT OPP HAT. HE DOESN'T HAVE A STORE, HE DOESN'T SELL SHIT AT RIDICULOUS PRICES, HE'S NOT A LIL PUNK BITCH WHO DRESSES LIKE A VINTAGE CLOWN, OR A 21 YEAR OLD GUPPY HIPSTER DOOFUS WHO WEARS A RAIDERS JACKET TO CINESPACE. HE'S JUST A BAGGAGE HANDLER AT THE AIRPORT.

PEEP SOME OF HIS LATEST GOODS...

THESE COME IN THE STARTER SHRINKWRAP

BOXES OF RAIDERS STARTER HATS HE FOUND IN A BASEMENT AT SOME RANDOM STORE

BIKER SHORTS

AND AS A GIFT HE GAVE ME THIS CRAZY FIND, 2O YEARS AGO JESSE RAN FOR PRESIDENT, NOW ITS UP TO OBAMA TO GO BLACK TO THE FUTURE!

HE'S GOT LOTS MORE SHIT & IS ALWAYS DIGGIN'.IF YOU WANNA TALK TO HIM, THEN YOU TALK TO ME. ITS BETTER TO SEND ME AN EMAIL THAN TO LEAVE A COMMENT.

I NOTICED THIS ON EBAY A COUPLE WEEKS BACK, IT WENT FOR 87 BUCKS. I HAVE TO SAY I HAD NEVER SEEN THE RED ONE, JUST BLACK , WHITE, BROWN, & YELLOW. I WONDER IF THERES A GREEN ONE?

LISTEN WITHOUT PREJUDICE

2008-02-21T11:47:00.000-08:00

GEORGE MICHAEL WAS THE SHIT BACK IN THE DAY... WHAM, THEN FAITH DROPPED, FATHER FIGURE WAS DOPE, I WANT YOUR SEX, & OF COURSE FREEDOM 90 STILL GETS ALL THE GIRLS WET. ITS TRUE HE DID BECOME A BIG BUN BOY LATER ON WHEN HE WAS CAUGHT GIVIN HJ'S IN BATHROOM STALLS, BUT BEFORE THAT HE WAS THE FIRST DUDE HANGIN OUT WITH ALL THE MODELS, ROCKIN THE HANGY CROSS EARING WHICH YOU CAN CALL GAY BUT I CALL O.G, THATS WHY I ROCK A MAGNETIC ONE SOMETIMES. WHAT YOU MAY NOT KNOW IS THAT HE WAS A PIONEER IN THE ALL OVER PRINT TEE PHENOMENON...WHICH LIKE GEORGE MICHAEL IS NOW ALSO GAY IN THE PRESENT DAY.

AS A TRIBUTE TO HIM, HERES A SPECIAL EDITION OF "WHERES PARROT", CLICK TO ENLARGE, THEN FIND ME & THOSE OTHER 2 BAATYS BOYS WHO SUCK EACH OTHER OFF IN BATHROOM STALLS, COBRASNAKE & GAYOKI.

I'M SICK W/ NO DRIVERS LICENSE SO YES I HAVE A LOT OF TIME ON MY HANDS. SOME VINTAGE FINDS COMING TOMORROW. ITS RAINING & I'M NOT GOING OUT TONITE.

TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE FART

2008-02-21T00:06:00.000-08:00

I'M SICK, VEGAS CAUGHT UP WITH ME.

TODAY I TOOK THE BUS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY 7 YEARS IN LOS ANGELES. IT SMELT LIKE PISS & FARTS. I WENT DOWN TO THE COURT HOUSE & WAS GONNA BITE THE BULLET & PAY 800 BUCKS TO GET MY LICENSE BACK CUZ I CAN'T HANDLE NOT BEING ABLE TO DRIVE. WHEN I GOT DOWN THERE I ASKED THIS LADY SOME QUESTIONS & FOUND A LOOPHOLE IN THE SYSTEM. MY COURT DATE ISN'T TILL EARLY MAY SO I'D HAVE TO WAIT TILL THEN IF I WANT A REDUCED FINE WHICH CAN BE AS LOW AS 10 BUCKS, OR I CAN PAY 800 TO GET MY LICENSE BACK NOW. THE LOOPHOLE IS IF YOU CAN PROVE THAT YOU WILL BE OUT OF THE COUNTRY AT THE TIME OF YOUR COURT DATE (MAY 6TH) THEN YOU CAN SEE THE JUDGE RIGHT AWAY. YOU JUST GO TO THE COURT HOUSE, SHOW EM PROOF & THEY LET YOU GO IN FRONT OF THE JUDGE THAT DAY. SO NOW INSTEAD OF DROPPING 800 BUCKS ON A BULLSHIT FAILURE TO APPEAR, I CAN GIVE IT TO AIR FRANCE WHO IS RUNNING A SPECIAL FOR A ROUND TRIP TIX TO EUROPE FOR 650 AFTER TAX. SO I GET A EUROPEAN VACATION & MY LICENSE BACK ALL IN ONE, GENIUS. I'M BUYING MY TICKETS TOMORROW!

ASS & TITTIES...COMING SOON...DON'T MISS THIS!

CLICK TO ENLARGE

2008-02-20T00:11:00.000-08:00

COMME DES GARCON STORE OPENING DOWNTOWN

SOMEONE SAID ALL THE CLOTHES GOT CAUGHT UP IN CUSTOMS? THERE WAS NOTHING IN THE STORE BUT SHOPPING CARTS & WATER...

NOM DE GRANDMA

RIP MALIK SEALY

THANKS FOR LETTING ME USE YOUR CAMERA IAN

VEGAS FLASHBACK

I LIKE THAT

STOP BLOGGING! SHITS PLAYED OUT ALREADY, GO DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL LIKE START A CLOTHING LINE....NICE HEADBAND

TUNNEL VISION

SESAME STREETWEAR PART 3: THE FINAL CHAPTER

2008-02-19T00:29:00.000-08:00

TO KILL TIME B4 MY FLIGHT I DID ANOTHER QUICK WALK THRU OF MAGIC...SHIT WAS OBVIOUSLY STILL RETARDED...I WAS COLLECTIN BAD LOOKS LIKE BASEBALL CARDS...

WILD BOAR

WHATS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

PICKIN WEDGIES

CHECK OUT THESE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS. WHY YOU TRYING TO LOOK HARD IN ALL OVER PASTRY PRINT? HOT CROSSED BUN BOYS

THIS CLOWN WAS WEARING THE SAME CLOTHES AGAIN

NEW LOOK?

UNDER THE HOOD?

FOLLOW YOUR NOSE TO THIS CORNY SHIT...

YOU JUST LOOK INSANE

SOMEONE CALL SECURITY ON THIS FOOL

SUPERNATURAL WAS SPEECHLESS

WHEN HE SAW THIS DUDE

RIGHT AFTER I TOOK THIS NEXT FOTO THE DUDE WITH THE HOMO GLASSES ON HIS HEAD GOES "WHO ARE YOU SHOOTING FOR?" I GO... BRITISH VOGUE...HAHAHA....THEN HE GOES "COOL, I JUST HAD TO MAKE SURE CUZ I'M ONE OF THE FINALISTS ON AMERICAN IDOL." WHATEVER DUDE NO ONE CARES & IF YOUR SO WORRIED ABOUT YOUR IMAGE THEN DITCH THE FAG IN THE KILT & LEATHER SANDALS.

THIS CHICK WAS MAD ANNOYING...SHE WOULDN'T STOP ASKING ME ABOUT BRITISH VOGUE...HAHAHAHA, FUCKIN CHICKENHEAD

TAZ IS PUTTIN OUT THESE MCM JACKETS

PUBES SPUN A 5 HOUR SET?

FLASHBACK TO THE NITE B4...

CULTIST PARTY AT THE LUXOR...LOTS OF EYE CANDY

UNEMPLOYED LLOYD

BLU JEMZ YOUR ON IN 5,4,3,2,1

ACTION

ROXY COTTONTAIL DID A QUICK SET THEN HIT THE CRAPS TABLE

WE BROKE OUT TO SOME PARTY AT PLANET HOLLYWOOD THAT WAS OVER WHEN WE GOT THERE...

$300...NO ANAL

THEN WE WENT BACK TO THE HARD ROCK UP TO A RANDOM HOTEL ROOM & IT STARTED SNOWING...HARD...SAY NO TO DRUGS KIDS

THEN I FLEW OVER TO A SUITE AT THE PALMS

FLOSSTRADAMUS

4AM, WE A-TEAMED IT BACK TO THE HARD ROCK

I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE BATHROOM WHEN I NOTICED THE SAME HOOKER BOUT TO SELL HER PINK FISH TACO

THEN ABOUT 20 OF US ROLLED UP TO SOME RANDOM ROOM & WATCHED THE SUN RISE

THE PARROT & THE SNOWMAN

FUCK MAGIC, PROJECT, POOL, & VEGAS, SHIT IS AWEFUL. IF YOU WANNA SEE MORE BAD "STREETWEAR" LOOKS THEN CLICK ON FEBRUARY IN ARCHIVES SECTION AT TOP OF PAGE TO SEE PARTS 1 & 2 OF MAGIC & PROJECT TRADESHOWS.

DAY 2: PROJECT PARROT

2008-02-17T00:07:00.000-08:00

DID A QUICK FLY THRU OF PROJECT, COULDN'T HANDLE GOING BACK TO MAGIC AGAIN. PROJECT ISN'T AS JUICY FOR BAD LOOKS AS THAT FREAKFEST MAGIC, ITS ACTUALLY KIND OF BORING, BUT DEFINETLY WAY BETTER GIRLS. HERES WHAT CAUGHT MY BIRDS EYE DURING THE HOUR I WAS THERE...

BUT IT STILL HAD ITS SHARE OF HERBS...ENUFF WITH THE FUCKIN GOLD FOIL ALREADY, SHIT IS WAK

WE BUY NOW!

WHATEVER DUDE

SERIOUSLY ENUFF WITH THIS GAY SHIT

YOU'RE POISONING YOUNG MINDS

NICE PURSE DUDE

FEW HEADS I SAID WHATS UP 2

"WHATS A BEAUTIFUL BROAD LIKE YOU DOING WITH A MALAKA LIKE THIS"

BEYOND THUNDERDOME

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BARF

AND FOR A SECOND YEAR IN A ROW (CHECK LAST YEARS COVERAGE) WINNER OF MOST RETARDEDLY DRESSED AT PROJECT...THE OLD GAY COWBOY...THIS BUDS FOR YOU!

THE NITE BEFORE KINDA SUCKED BUT PARTIES IN VEGAS ALWAYS DO...HERES A FEW FLICKS...

CAUGHT SLEEPIN

COMING SOON: PART 3 OF VEGAS WHERE I PARTY TILL 6 IN THE MORNIN' & DO A FINAL WALK THRU OF MAGIC....PLUS PICS FROM TONITES COMME DES GARCON PARTY.

VJ ARAB PARROT

2008-02-15T16:40:00.000-08:00

LEAVING LAS VEGAS

2008-02-14T21:45:00.000-08:00

JUST LANDED IN ECHO PARK, HOME SWEET HOME. NO SLEEP LAST NITE...BIRD NIP OVERLOAD. I'M WRECK'D. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY LADIES...IT'S ALL LOVE.

SESAME STREETWEAR

2008-02-12T19:52:00.000-08:00

DAY 1 OF MAGIC... THE GATHERING...OF THE MOST RETARDED DUMBSHITS FROM ALL OF THE WORLD. I WENT ON A MISSION TO SPOT THE WORST DRESSED. LIKE A KID IN CANDY STORE, THERE WAS SO MUCH CRAP ALL OVER THAT AFTER A FEW HOURS I HAD TO BOUNCE CUZ I WAS GETTIN SICK TO MY STOMACH. GRAB A BARF BAG BIRD BRAINZ, HERE WE GO...

THE OLDEST DUDE IN THE STREETWEAR GAME...

ISN'T ONE PAIR OF GAY GLASSES ENUFF

MAGIC IS KNOWN FOR THEIR SHOWCASE OF D GRADE MODELS....

SEXUAL CHOCOLATE

BARF

NASTY

THIS CHICK HAD TO BE IN HER LATE 40'S

LET ME GETS MINE

PERVED OUT FOR A SECOND

NOW BACK TO SESAME STREET WHERE THERE'S MORE THAN ONE BIG BIRD. PEOPLE I'M COOL WIT HAVE BEEN PORTRAYED IN BLACK & WHITE...BUT UNDERSTAND THE PARROT DOES NOT ENDORSE ANY STREETWEAR BRANDS SO SAVE YOU'RE ANONYMOUS HATE COMMENTS FOR CERTAIN BRANDS TO YOURSELF OR GO TELL WAK ASS HYPEBEAST ABOUT IT

WORST HAIR DO...

SOME DICKHEAD DECIDED TO LICENSE THE RIGHTS TO TURN CERIAL INTO STREETWEAR...THEY'RE WAAAKK!

FRUITY PEBBLES IS MORE FITTING

WHAT PEOPLE DO FOR MONEY

NICE MOUSTACHE

RANDOM CUTEE ON THE DILLZ

WHO KILLED STREETWEAR?

THESE FOOLS

HOUSE OF PARROT

DOUCHEBAGS ALL OVER THE PLACE, THIS IS WHEN I STARTED TO PACK IT UP

STEVE AOKI'S DIM WAK COLLECTION...

& THE LITTLE PERSON WHO DESIGNED IT...NO JOKE

I DIDN'T KNOW ROSS DRESS FOR LESS HAD A BOOTH

LONG DUCK DONG

STEADY FOBBIN...

WHATEVER FAMOUS STARS & STRAP ONS, "WE DON'T NEED TO SHOW OUR CLOTHES LETS JUST BRING A CAR & SIT AROUND IT LOOKIN LIKE DICKS"

BIG BLACK

BIG WHITE

GET OVER YOURSELF, I'D HIT IT THO

I BARFED A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH WHILE I WAS TAKING THIS

NO CLOWN STREETWEAR LOOK IS COMPLETE WITHOUT SNEAKER BLING

ORANGE COUNTY CRAPPAREL

ED HARDY CAN'T SKATE. I WAS ABLE TO SNAP THIS BEFORE I GOT KICKED OUT OF THEIR BOOTH. THIS HOMO WAS STANDIN AROUND ON THE BOARD MODELLIN IT? THIS SHIT SHOULD BE AGAINST THE LAW

FARTFUL DODGER. JAY Z'S GOTTA HAVE A LINE TOO. HE MADE AN APPEARANCE TO SUPPORT & WOULDN'T STOP TO TAKE PICTURES LIKE HE'S TOO COOL. IF YOU WERE COOL YOU WOULDN'T EVEN COME HERE YOU UGLY SHIT

THE KRAZED LOOKS WERE ENDLESS...

DID YOU GUYS LOOK AT YOURSELF BEFORE YOU LEFT THE HOTEL? YOUR OBVIOUSLY VIRGINS

NOTHING IS A BIGGER TURNOFF THAN A GIRL IN STREETWEAR EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT YOU'RE JUST PLAIN UNATTRACTIVE

BARACK THE VOTE...THIS IS OK

AND FOR A SECOND YEAR IN A ROW, THE WINNER OF STREETWEARS WORST DRESSED IS...IT'S FOB!

STREETWEAR DIAGNOSIS...FLATLINE

MET UP W/ JACK DANIELS, AL GREEN, & BARRY WHITE LAST NITE. WON CASH AT CRAPS & LOST IT ALL 10 MINUTES LATER. PROJECT TODAY MORE DUDE INFESTED PARTIES TONITE. STAY TUNED

EXCLUSIVE PARROT SNEAK BEAK

2008-02-11T12:54:00.000-08:00

LAST NITE THE PARROT FLEW TO HIGHLAND PARK FOR THE MAKING OF THE SANTOGOLD "CREATOR" MUSIC VIDEO & GUESS WHO'S GONNA BE UP IN THAT BITCH; AMANDA BLANK, SPANKROCK, ASTRID, & LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE ARAB PARROT! THE VIDEO IS GONNA BE DOPE, THIS WHOLE CLICK GOT THE MIDAS TOUCH.

MAKE UP!

ASTRID AKA THE NEXT BIGGEST RAPPER ON THE SCENE

NAEEM UP IN SMOKE, WONDERIN HOW I GOT IN THE VIDEO

PASE ROCK & HIS BOY DEF LEPRACON

AMANDA BLANK THE MANNEQUIN, ALSO THE ILLEST WHITE RAPPER ON EARTH MALE OR FEMALE

WE WERE READY FOR THE POSSE SHOT, I WAS DOIN THE CRAZY EYES IN THE BACKGROUND THE WHOLE TIME

HISTORY IN THE MAKING

THEY FILMED ALL OF US WALKIN DOWN THE STREET BEHIND HER IN NIGHT VISION...SO FRESH

YO! AMANDA STOP BLOGGIN'

I FEEL WEIRD SAYIN THIS CUZ I'M LIKE YOUR BIG BROTHER BUT YOU LOOK BANGIN!

NAEEM WAS TRYING TO PUSH ME OUT THE FRAME THE WHOLE TIME, HATER

DIRECTED BY ACE NORTON

THATS SPECIAL

THE S 1 W'S

SANTOGOLD IN EFFECT!

GAY IN THE DARK

2008-02-10T22:26:00.000-08:00

THE GRAMMIES WERE TONIGHT...

KW-S&DP [ALi]
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ACTION JACKSON

2008-02-10T09:03:00.000-08:00

HOMEBOY & WRITER/DIRECTOR DANNY LEE ASKED THE PARROT TO COME IN A COUPLE WEEKS AGO TO READ FOR A PART IN HIS NEW PROJECT, A HOLLYWOOD MOCKUMENTARY TITLED "THE CLINIC" STARRING CAROLINE D'AMORE...

I DIDN'T GET THE PART BUT BEING THE GENIUS HE IS, DANNY WROTE ME INTO THE SCRIPT ANYWAY...A GUEST APPEARANCE. I CAME OUT OF MAKE UP & WAS READY FOR MY CAMEO...BIRD UP! 3 TAKES & IT WAS A WRAP.

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THAT SHIT & I BETTER NOT END UP ON THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR EITHER

TEDDYS

2008-02-09T05:31:00.000-08:00

MARK RONSON GRAMMY PARTY AT THE ROOSEVELT...PRETTY CRACKIN. HE PLAYED LIKE 7 BACK TO BACK WU-TANG CUTS OFF THE FIRST ALBUM, EVERYONE WENT NUTS. PARROT TRIVIA: RONSON & THE PARROT WERE BOTH SENIORS IN HIGH SCHOOL IN MANHATTAN IN 94.

SPARKLIN'

WHO'S THAT GIRL? PARROTS HILTON TABLE DANCE

PARTY TIME EXCELLENT

BANNED IN THE USA TEE

FIND ALL 3 RONSONS

SHIT WENT INTO OVERTIME

STREET SCENE...WHATS UP FAT LIP?

DIAMOND DRIVE BY

MUSKA DRIVE BY

RANDOM CHICK DRIVE BY

RANDOM HOOK UP...

"WHAT?"

RANDOM LIMO DRIVER

RANDOM GANGBANG

RANDOM CAB

WHEN WE GOT BACK TO THE CAR, PIGS WERE HANGIN OUT RIGHT NEAR THE RIDE, . WE KILLED 30 MINS. AT THAT RANDOM DINER ACROSS THE STREET...

RANDOM GIRLS FROM HOSTILE UP THE STREET...WANTED ME TO PAY EM FOR TAKING THEIR PIC

UNDER THE BRIDGE DOWNTOWN

2008-02-08T19:42:00.000-08:00

HOMEBOY C.GLANCY NEEDED AN EXPERT STUNT DRIVER FOR A PHOTOSHOOT HE WAS DOIN TODAY, WHO BETTER THAN A DUDE WITH A SUSPENDED LICENSE.

DEATHPROOF!

STARTED OUT THE MORNING AT CAFE TROPICAL, SPOTTED SOME SWEATY JOGGING BOOBS WHILE WAITING FOR MY BACON, EGG, & CHEESE. HOT IN THE CITY, SHIT FEELS LIKE SUMMERTIME.

THEN WE DROVE DOWNTOWN, GLANCY IN THE CAMARO, ME IN THE NOVA. PASSED BY THE DEADSTOCK SPOT DOWNTOWN, CLEANED OUT...

LA RAZA

GOTCHA

NICE MEXICAN COWBOY...

SPIKED BAT

DAYS OF THUNDER, ITS GO TIME!

SNEAK BEAK! CHECK ME OUT BEHIND THE WHEEL...CLICK TO ENLARGE

PICS CAME OUT SICK, LOOK FOR EM IN UPCOMING ISSUE OF INKED

VEGAS SUCKS DICK

2008-02-07T12:30:00.000-08:00

BUT I'M STILL GOING. AS A PRESENT MY GIRL BOUGHT ME A PLANE TICKET TO GO WITH HER SINCE SHE'S GOING TO BE OUT THERE WORKING (NOT ON THE STRIP) & ITS GONNA BE VALENTINES DAY. WE'RE STAYING AT THE SUXOR (LUXOR) & THERES TRADESHOWS GOING OFF IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW. DO I REALLY WANT TO GO...FUCK NO. ESPECIALLY NOT FROM MONDAY TO THURSDAY NIGHT BUT I GUESS ITS BETTER THAN HANGING OUT IN LA DOING THE SAME OLD SHIT & NEEDING A RIDE TO DO IT. PLUS NOW I CAN TAKE PICTURES OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE SUBJECTS....STREETWEAR GONE WRONG. HERE'S LAST YEARS WINNER...

NOBODY WALKS IN LA

2008-02-06T13:01:00.000-08:00

GAME OVER...MY WINGS HAVE BEEN CLIPPED CUZ OF TWO FAILURE TO APPEARS. EITHER I DROP $800 OR I DON'T DRIVE TILL MY COURT DATE IN MAY. THINKING ABOUT BUYING A MOPED CUZ YOU DON'T NEED A LICENSE, FOUND THIS ONE FOR $350 BUT IT SOLD ALREADY.

BEEN HOME ON EBAY...BOUGHT THIS FOR 6.99

& WATCHING MOVIES FOR THREE DAYS STRAIGHT. CURRENT MOOD....

SUPER TUESDAY

2008-02-05T20:10:00.000-08:00

LETS GO OBAMA ! WHO'S BARRY?

BIRD-DAY FARTY

2008-02-04T15:58:00.000-08:00

THANKS TO ALL MY FRIENDS FOR COMING OUT TO CELEBRATE... PRESS PLAY ON VIDEO BEFORE YOU SCROLL DOWN FOR FULL EFFECT...

GIANTS BABY!

I KNOW YOU FUCKED THAT BLOW UP DOLL SAM

THANKS FOR THE CAKE

KRAZED BIRDNIP AFTERPARTY...

ROCKBAND

THESE NEXT PHOTOS WERE ALL BANNED BY PHOTOBUCKET...CLICK TO ENLARGE

GOOD TIMES...

SUPERBOWL UPDATE

2008-02-03T13:27:00.000-08:00

THE GAME HASN'T STARTED YET BUT HERES A FEW OBSERVATIONS FROM THE PREGAME SHOW...

1. PAULA ABDUL YOU'RE TOO OLD TO BE DANCIN AROUND WITH THAT FAT ASS TO THE CHEESIEST SONG I EVER HEARD....STRAIGHT UP.

2. TRAVIS BARKER DRUMMING TO THE INTRO OF SOME SEGMENT... GAY

3. RYAN SEACREST... STRAIGHT HOMO

4. FUCK THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

SUPERBOWL LIVE PLAY X PLAY...

GIANTS WIN THE TOSS!

RANDALL GAY IS INJURED...RAD! GIANTS UP 3 - O!

2ND QUARTER...FUCK...PATRIOTS TOUCHDOWN, 7-3

GISELLE IS HOT...FUCK YOU BRADY

CLICK ON PIC TO ENLARGE & JERK OFF

BREAKING NEWS: NEW ENGLAND INTERCEPTS THE BALL, FUCK!

TOM BRADY SACKED, GIANTS BALL...STILL 7-3, FUCK YOU BRADY, YOU PRETTY BOY BITCH!

FUCK! GIANTS DIDN'T DO SHIT

TURNOVER! TOM BRADY UNDER PRESSURE, GIANTS HALE MARY ATTEMPT...NO GOOD.

7-3, ITS HALFTIME...WATCH THIS INSTEAD OF THAT OLD BASTARD TOM PETTY...

3RD QUARTER HAS BEGUN & PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO SHIT WITH FIRST POSSESION. BRADY SACKED THREE TIMES & HAS GONE DOWN 8 TIMES! I WANT GISELLE TO GO DOWN...ON ME

PATRIOTS COACH ACTING LIKE A LIL GIRL CHALLENGIN THAT SOMEONES FOOT WAS STILL ON THE FIELD, BELLACHECK YOURSELF BITCH.

FUCKERS... GIANTS WITH 12 MEN ON THE FIELD, PATRIOTS GET BALL BACK

JUSTICE! BRADY SACKED AGAIN...HAHAHAHAHHA! 4TH & 13 PATRIOTS GO FOR IT...NO GOOD!

PARROT O.G. FLASHBACK...

4TH QUARTER, BIG PASS PLAY BY GIANTS, COME ON BABY!

ANOTHER HUGE PASS BY MANNING! GIANTS ON THE 10 YARD LINE!

TOUCHDOWN NY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH MUTHERFUCKAH! FUCK THE PATRIOTS! GIANTS 10-7!

PATRIOTS ANSWER WITH NUTHIN', GIANTS BALL AGAIN.

GIANTS BLOW IT, PATRIOTS BALL.

DAMN! PATRIOTS TOUCHDOWN...14-10 PATRIOTS, 3 MIN LEFTS TO PLAY

HOLY SHIT, MANNING IS THE MAN, WHAT A THROW, WHAT A CATCH. 1 MIN LEFT GIANTS ON 20 YARD LINE 1ST DOWN.

TOUCHDOWN GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YEAH BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 17-14 GIANTS....THE PARROT ALWAYS WINS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT A BDAY PRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEW YORK IS #1.....WHY DIDN'T I BET? FUCK!

UPSET! TOO BAD SON

TONITE WE CELEBRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PARTY & BIRDNIP

2008-02-02T23:35:00.000-08:00

STAYED HOME LAST NITE W/ BUSHMILLS, BIRDNIP, & YOU TUBE DJING...

WHERE PARROT?

2008-02-01T18:01:00.000-08:00

SUPERBOWL EDITION....GO GIANTS! FIND THE PARROT.

BONUS ROUND: FIND STEVE AOKI & COBRASNAKE AT GAY PRIDE PARADE...CLICK ON PICTURE TO ENLARGE

BRUCE LEROY

2008-02-01T15:42:00.000-08:00

THIS IS WHEN THESE GLASSES WERE COOL

THIS IS WHEN THEY WERE FOR FOOLS

THE LAST PARROT...SHO'NUFF

BEAK STREET

2008-02-01T02:16:00.000-08:00

HILARY & OBAMA IN LA! THE PARROTS VOTING FOR OBAMA BECAUSE HE'S BLACK & SO AM I....

THE PARROT STAYED HOME & ATE CARNE ASADA WITH A FEW FEATHERED FRIENDS OVER AT MY CAGE ON BEAK STREET...

BDAY BIRD

LESTER

SEE YOU AT MY BIRD DAY PARTY ON SUNDAY....

HAPPY BIRD-DAY 2 ME!

2008-01-31T10:15:00.000-08:00

NOT ONLY IS TODAY MY BIRD-DAY BUT ALSO THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE ARAB PARROT!

SQWUAK BOX: SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE BIRDWATCHERS ACROSS THE GLOBE WHO COME OUT EVERYDAY TO SEE THE PARROT PERFORM...WE'RE ALL IN THE BIRDGANG!

IT'S THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF THE PARROT

DAME ESPACIO

2008-01-30T14:44:00.000-08:00

WENT TO THAT HIPSTER INFESTED HELL HOLE CALLED CINESPACE LAST NIGHT

TO CHECK OUT MY OLD SCHOOL HOMIES THE 87 STICK UP KIDS

NEW RULE... IF YOU MISSED THE PARTY LAST NIGHT THEN TOO FUCKIN BAD. MY HEAD WAS KILLING ME FROM THE STROBELIGHTS & I'M NOT TALKING BOUT THE ONES ON THE DANCE FLOOR. I'M TALKING ABOUT ALL THE GOD DAMN FLASHES GOING OFF IN MY FACE ALL NIGHT. BLOGGA PLEASE...ENUFF WITH THE PARTY PHOTOS. 1 COBRASNAKE IS ANNOYING ENOUGH, WE DON'T NEED 10 IN THE SAME FUCKIN ROOM. EVEN HIS GAY ASS WAS CRYING ABOUT ALL THE KIDS FLASHING LIGHTS ALL OVER THE PLACE. GET OFF THE BANDWAGON, DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL. EVERYONE THINKS THEY'RE A PHOTOGRAPHER CUZ THEY JUST BOUGHT A CAMERA BUT MOST OF ALL YALL PICS ARE WACK...EVEN YOURS COBRASNAKE. .

WITH THAT SAID HERE SOME PICS I SNAPPED, THEY ARE NOT MEANT TO BE GOOD PICTURES, THEIR PURPOSE IS TO TELL A STORY. HERE'S THE BIGGEST HOMO I COULD FIND IN THE JOINT...

I SEE THRU YOU...

SWEET JACKET MAN...IS THAT ED HARDY?

PARAKEET

HI I'M ON THE LIST UNDER "NOBODY + 2"

SOMEONE CALL UP THAT FAT GAY BASTARD PEREZ HILTON CUZ I GOT A NEW COUPLE ALERT. THE MOST BIZARRE THING I SAW LAST NIGHT OR THOUGHT I SAW WAS STEVE AOKI & COBRASNAKE MAKING OUT. AOKI HAD HIS ARM AROUND THE SNAKE & WAS RUBBING HIS CROTCH. I WASN'T SURE SINCE I WAS SO FAR AWAY SO TODAY I WENT BACK TO THE VIDEOTAPE TO INVESTIGATE & I DON'T KNOW, YOU MAKE THE CALL.

EVEN WEIRDER WAS MEETING AOKI'S BROTHER ....

THE HOMELESS GUY ON THE CORNER SUMMED IT UP PERFECTLY...

"EGO'S IS SOMETHING THE ARAB PARROT CRUSH"

IT'S MY PARTY & I'LL FLY IF I WANT TO

2008-01-29T20:32:00.000-08:00

WENT BY RESERVE TODAY TO SEE MY WINGMAN RICK & WORK ON A FLYER FOR MY BIRDAY PARTY. THEY JUST GOT A HOT NEW BOOK IN...

THE FUNKY BUNCH...

MY BEST ATTEMPT AT A RICK RODNEY STYLE FAIRFAX PHOTO, TAKEN NO LOOK AROUND THE BACK...NOT BAD

ITS MY BDAY ON THURSDAY BUT I'M HAVING THE PARTY ON SUNDAY AT SUDDEN DEATH. CUM AS YOU ARE...GOOD VIBRATIONS...THE PARROTS TURNIN ONE YEARS OLD.

HAPPY HARRY HARD ON

2008-01-29T01:42:00.000-08:00

I ALWAYS WANTED A PIRATE RADIO STATION LIKE THE ONE IN PUMP UP THE VOLUME WHICH IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IS CUZ YOUR A GUPPY TURD.

TODAY THE DREAM CAME TRUE. I STOPPED BY THE OLD GRAND ROYAL STUDIOS TO SEE THE HOMEY HAN CHOLO. WE GOT ON THE TOPIC OF PIRATE RADIO. TURNS OUT HE HAD A STATION SET UP IN ECHO PARK YEARS BACK. THEN HE SAYS TO ME " I GOT THE TRANSMITTER & THE ANTENNA IN MY TRUNK DOWNSTAIRS...WANT IT?" MY BIRD SENSES EXPLODED & I STARTED SPITTIN SEEDS & FLAPPIN MY WINGS IN EXCITEMENT. YOU SERIOUS? WHAT A BIRDAY PRESENT...MY VERY OWN RADIO STATION FOR EVERYONE WITHIN A MILE RADIUS. THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SHIT BUT ANYMORE AND I'D BE GOING TO JAIL OR GETTING LIKE A $100,000 FINE.

ANYWAY NOW ITS AT MY HOUSE & I HEARD I COULD EVEN POWER IT IN MY CAR & BE DRIVIN AROUND ON THE MIC JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIE! I'M GONNA FIND A STATION, START PROMOTING IT, THEN DRIVE AROUND PLAYIN JAMZ, TAKING CALLS, & TALKIN SHIT. AIR PARROT, PARROT AIRWAVES, THE SQWUAK BOX. I'M ALSO GONNA START A PODCAST PRETTY SOON TOO SO ALL YOU BIRD WATCHERS AROUND THE WORLD CAN START LISTNIN' TO THE SOUNDS OF PARROT FM. PUMP UP THE VOLUME.... PARROT RADIO COMING SOON!

IF YOU BUILD IT THEY WILL COME

P.W. BOTHA GETS THE GAS FACE

2008-01-28T02:02:00.000-08:00

LAST NIGHT I FLEW DOWN TO VINE BAR TO CELEBRATE MY LIL SISTERS BDAY. I ALSO WENT DOWN TO DO SOME RECON TO SEE WHETHER I SHOULD HAVE MY BDAY PARTY THERE NEXT SUNDAY AFTER THE GIANTS BEAT THE PATRIOTS IN THE SUPERBOWL. THE HOMIES PUBES & BLU JEMZ JUST STARTED A NEW NIGHT THERE CALLED SUDDEN DEATH, THE ONLY DISCO NIGHT IN LOS ANGELES & THE RULES ARE NO SERRATO, NO PARTY PHOTOGRAPHERS, & NO BULLSHIT. AFTER SURVEYING THE SITUATION I WAS SURE ON THE SETTING FOR MY BDAY. SO GET READY FREDDY, ITS ON TILL THE BREAK OF RAE DAWN CHONG, LEAVE YOUR SHUDDER SHADES AT HOME, PARTY TIME...EXCELLENT. NEXT SUNDAY NIGHT @ VINE BAR, THE PARROT TURNS 1

DANTE ROSS WAS IN THE HOUSE LAST NITE...

SISTER SISTER

2008-01-27T11:01:00.000-08:00

YOU STOLE A LOT OF MY COOL SHIT OVER THE YEARS. I STILL REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH NICK CARTER FROM THE BACKSTREET BOYS & I USED TO WALK INTO YOUR ROOM AND SEE HIS POSTER ON YOUR WALL & WOULD MAKE FUN OF YOU & THEN YOU WOULD CRY. YOU LOVED THE LION KING & GOOSEBUMPS, & YOU WERE OBSESSED WITH SCARY MOVIES. YOU PLAYED SEGA GAME GEAR & BOUGHT A SUPER NINTENDO & I WOULD MAKE FUN OF YOU CUZ THE ONLY GAMES YOU HAD WERE LION KING & SUPER MARIO KART. I STILL REMEMBER THE DAY YOU WERE BORN, IT WAS THE DAY ALL THESE PEOPLE DIED...RIP

YOU'RE ALL GROWNS UP NOW WHICH MEANS I'M GETTIN OLD TOO. I'M LUCKY TO HAVE SUCH A FUNNY, SMART, & BEAUTIFUL LIL SISTER. SORRY I COULDN'T MAKE IT TO YOU'RE ROLLERSKATING JAM LAST NIGHT, I'M STILL PERCHED UP W/ THE FLU.

I LOVE YOU

FACTORY 413

2008-01-25T10:15:00.000-08:00

FOR $200 CASH I WAS LYSAS DRIVER FOR THE DAY. SHE HAD TO DO SOME SERIOUS STYLING & SHE NEEDED THE PARROTS DRIVING SKILLS TO GET HER AROUND LA. WENT BY MUSKA & ANGELS NEW SPOT ON FAIRFAX TO PICK UP SOME GEAR...

THEY CARRY VINTAGE, CHECK EM OUT & TELL EM THE PARROT SENT YA

BARF

2008-01-25T08:49:00.000-08:00

BIRD FLU

2008-01-24T19:39:00.000-08:00

I GOT A FEVER OF 101.4, WHO'S THE FUCK FACE THAT GOT ME SICK...

THE RETURN OF THE ARAB PARROT

2008-01-22T23:59:00.000-08:00

I'M EXHAUSTED & STOKED TO BE BACK IN LA. IT WAS SNOWING SO HARD AT SUNDANCE AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER. THE MAJORITY OF THE PICS I TOOK ARE GOING TO BE ON THE FLAUNT BLOG BY THE END OF THE WEEK, BUT I KNOW YOU BIRD WATCHERS OU THERE HAVE BEEN FIENDING FOR SOME ACTION SO HERES SOME HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE TRIP. THE PARROT WAS PERCHED UP IN A 6 BEDROOM CABIN...UNREAL

WILD IN THE STREETS...IT WAS BELOW ZERO AT NIGHT

BIRDY NUM NUMS

IRAK'D A PAIR OF OAKLEYS

OLIVIA WILDE (ALPHA DOG) LOVES THE ARAB PARROT

SO DOES MARLEY SHELTON (GRINDHOUSE)

THE PARROT & TOM BROKAW...IN A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN

BRITTANY MURPHY LOVES THE PARROT SO MUCH...

SHE LET ME DO A PRIVATE PHOTOSHOOT WITH HER

LA INVADED SUNDANCE....GREENDOOR, TEDDIES, & HYDE WERE ALL HAVING PARTIES OUT THERE. OPEN BAR FOR DAYS.I WENT TO GREENDOOR TWICE, THEY HAD RENTED A 12 BEDROOM HOUSE WITH A BASKETBALL COURT & A GROTTO, PRETTY CRAZY. I WENT TO HYDE TWICE, THEY HAD AN INNERTUBE AREA SET UP OUTSIDE & A BACK ROOM CONNECTED TO THE LOUNGE WITH A STAGE SET UP. WHEN I WALKED IN THE GUITARIST FROM THE CULT, THE DRUMMER FROM G'N'R, & SCOTT IAN FROM ANTHRAX WHERE DOING COVERS...

RAN INTO SOME LA HEADS ON THE TRIP...

THE PARROT VS. GAYOKI...THE SAGA CONTINUES...STAY TUNED!

SUPRA KRUE

ON THE LAST NIGHT HYDE WAS GOIN OFF...WOODY HARRELSON, QUENTIN TARENTINO, CRISPIN GLOVER...MCFLY!

MICHAEL MADSEN (RESERVOIR DOGS)

ONE OF MY FAVORITE FILM MAKERS RICK SALOMON (1 NIGHT IN PARIS)

& MICHAEL RAPPAPORT WHO'S FROM MY OLD NEIGHBORHOOD...YORKVILLE...THE TUFF PART OF THE UPPER EAST SIDE

TODAY ON MY WAY HOME I WAS IN THE SMOKING AREA OF THE UTAH AIRPORT WHERE I "DISCOVERED" THIS GIRL HAVIN A CIGARETTE...SHE'S A BAGGAGE HANDLER? AMAZING.

CHECK OUT WWW.FLAUNT.COM FOR MORE

ALL PHOTOS BY ME

TODAYS HISTORY

2008-01-21T00:16:00.000-08:00

RIP MLK

NY GIANTS IN THE SUPERBOWL!

THE ROAD TO RECOVERY (GAYOKI VS. PARROT UPDATE)

2008-01-19T13:03:00.000-08:00

THINGS ARE TOUGH ALL OVER BUT I'M SURE WITH REST, RELAXATION, & SOME PHYSICAL REHAB I'LL BE BACK OUT THERE FLYING AROUND IN NO TIME.

THE PARROT DOES SUNDANCE!

2008-01-17T12:25:00.000-08:00

FLAUNT MAGAZINE HAS ASKED THE PARROT TO FLY OUT TO THE SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL TO BLOG THEIR EVENTS. CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS HAVE ALREADY BEGUN... THIS MORNING AT LAX I RAN INTO THE ASSISTANT FROM ENTOURAGE...A TRUE GAYSIAN

ME & AKON SMOKED A BLUNT AT THE AIRPORT, HE'S ALSO GETTING SUED

I'M HERE TILL TUESDAY & FROM WHAT I'VE GATHERED THIS SHOULD BE AN AMAZING TIME AS LONG AS I DON'T O.D. ON BIRDNIP. IT'S LIKE 10 DEGREES & I'M FREEZING MY FEATHERS OFF BUT IT'S RAD TO BE IN THE SNOW. ONCE AGAIN BIRD BRAINZ...PARTY TIME...EXCELLENT!

RIP

2008-01-16T02:45:00.000-08:00

TODAY I HAD TO DO SOME WORK IN MY BASEMENT BECAUSE OF THE RAIN LAST WEEK. I CAME ACROSS A BOX FILLED WITH MY OLD TOYS FROM WHEN I WAS A KID.

HE-MEN WERE COOL

BUT WWF WAS THE SHIT...

OF COURSE MY FAVORITE WRESTLER WILL ALWAYS BE THE IRON SHEIK. HE'S INSANE NOW...CHECK OUT SOME OF HIS INTERVIEWS ON YOUTUBE, HE'S NUTS...

PROBABLY ONE OF EVERYONES FAVORITES WAS THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR. I FOUND SOME COOL WARRIOR SHIT ON EBAY BUT ITS PRETTY PRICEY...

SO SICK

THESE ARE RAD TOO

BUT WHAT I WAS REALLY SHOCKED TO FIND OUT WAS HOW MANY OF OF THEM HAD DIED? EVERYONE KNOWS ANDRE IS GONE...

BUT I DIDN'T KNOW MISS ELIZABETH DIED OF A DRUG OVERDOSE BY MIXING PILLS & VODKA...

JUNKYARD DOG DIED DRIVING DRUNK INTO A TREE

BIG JOHN STUDD-DEAD

RAVISHING RICK RUDE-DEAD

BIG BOSS MAN-DEAD

EARTHQUAKE-DEAD

BAMBAM BIGELOW-DEAD

DAMN THAT AOKI IS A HARD ACT TO FOLLOW

P TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY

2008-01-13T23:55:00.000-08:00

DUE TO LEGAL REASONS THE ORIGINAL POST HAS BEEN REMOVED...BUT THOSE OF YOU WHO GOT TO READ IT I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT. GAYOKI VS. THE ARAB PARROT... THE BIGGEST STORY SO FAR IN 2008!

THE LA TIMES AGREES:

http://theguide.latimes.com/blogs/soundboard/2008/01/14/la-photographer-blogger-says-steve-aoki-kicked-him/

GAYSIAN HIPSTER DOOFUS STEVE AOKI LANDS ON MY HEAD TWICE DURING DRUNKEN GAY STAGEDIVE ATTEMPT

YOU DENTED MY OPP HAT BITCH & YOU PUT A BLEMISH ON MY HEAD

NOW ITS WAR...YOU BETTER GET YOU'RE GINSU KNIVES, DIM WAK

"I'M HERE, I'M QUEER, GET USED TO IT!" WE KNOW STEVE

MY ATTORNEY SENT THIS LETTER OVER TO DIM WAK

ITS A GRUDGE MATCH NOW

08...TIME TO SET IT STRAIGHT! I'LL SETTLE OUT OF COURT FOR ALL YOU CAN EAT AT BENIHANAS & I WANT ONE OF THOSE SUMO CUPS TOO.

READ THE COMMENTS 4 GAYOKI BASHING!

THE MEDIA ASSASSIN

2008-01-12T11:31:00.000-08:00

LAST NITE CURTIS WAS SHOOTIN THE 87 STICK UP KIDS FOR A VAPORS MAGAZINE ARTICLE....

THEY ASKED MEDIA ASSASSIN HARRY ALLEN TO COME DO THE INTERVIEW...

AFTER MY WORK WAS OVER, ME VIK & CURTIS ROLLED TO A HOUSE PARTY THAT MAY HAVE BEEN GOOD EARLIER BUT BY THE TIME WE GOT THERE AT 2 THERE WERE JUST A BUNCH OF CLOWNS STANDIN AROUND...

WE WERE HUNGRY SO CURTIS BUMRUSHED WHOEVERS FREEZER IT WAS & PULLED OUT A PIZZA...

COOKED IT

ATE IT

THIS KRAZED AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL TYPE RAIDED THE CUPBOARD FOR CHEERIOS

SHE PASSED OUT AFTER SHE MOOCHED A SLICE OF US

SLEEP ASSAULT...

PHOTO CREDIT: CURTIS

CAME HOME & READ AN EMAIL FROM A PARROTHEAD WHO ALERTED ME OF AN EBAY AUCTION I SHOULD CHECK OUT. UNFORTUNATELY THEYRE SO OLD THEY WOULD FALL APART IF YOU WORE EM...

I WANT THIS TO REPLACE THE ONE I HAD IN 87

MALCOLM X ONE IS ILL BUT GOIN FOR $250 ON EBAY RIGHT NOW...

HAPPY BDAY ASTRID!

2008-01-11T02:54:00.000-08:00

2NITE I MORPHED INTO DJ ARAB PARROT & SPUN A CUSTOMADE OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP & RNB SET 2 GET MY LIL PARAKEETS WINGS FLAPPIN...

MY BIRDS-EYE WAS DEVOTED TO HER ALL NIGHT. HERES MY PRESENT TO YOU...MYSPACE PICS TO LAST YOU ATLEAST A FEW WEEKS...

SHE WAS DRUNK..

& LOOKIN GOOD...

THE BATHROOMS WHERE ITS AT...

A NATURAL ON THE POLE...

THE PARROT LOVES LEGS...

NEW TATS

SHIT WUZ FUN...

GOODNITE ASTRID....SWEET DREAMS...THE PARROT LOVES YOU

DEAR FROGGY

2008-01-10T17:24:00.000-08:00

AKA MY LIL PARAKEET ON THE STREET...

LOVE T.A.P

COUS COUS LE DOOSH

2008-01-09T11:38:00.000-08:00

HAPPY BDAY PEPPER!

BROKE OUT THE NAUTICA

FRIENDS AGAIN AFTER A FIST FIGHT LAST WEEK

STEVE AOKI LOOK A LIKE

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2 VODKA SODAS, A SHOT OF PATRON, A STELLA, & SOME BIRDNIP=PARROTS GONE WILD

HOT 2 TROT

2008-01-07T00:59:00.000-08:00

STAYED HOME LAST NITE & WATCHED...

NOT OF THIS WORLD...

GIANTS IN THE PLAYOFFS

RAINY DAYZ

2008-01-05T14:07:00.000-08:00

WENT TO THE ROXY LAST NITE FOR AM'S BDAY & TO INTERVIEW MSTRKRFT

ALI SHAHEED PLAYED THE ILLEST OLD SCHOOL SET, NICE TO NOT HEAR TECHNO FOR ONCE

WITH MOHAMMED MY MAN

OUTSIDE IN THE RAIN I FOUND THIS CUNT...

HOLLYWOODS DRUNKEST STAGEDIVING DJ AT IT AGAIN

THESE TWO GUYS FOGGED UP MY LENS WITH THEIR STEAMY GAY ACTION..

4 FIGHTS BROKE OUT, HERE'S 2 OF THEM...

I LOVE IT WHEN WIMPY WHITE BOYS PUT ON A SHOW FOR THE CROWD & FRONT LIKE THEY'RE GONNA FUCK UP THE BOUNCER.
TALK IS CHEAP LIL MAN...GO HOME

THIS OTHER FIGHT WAS MESSED UP, THEY GRABBED THIS CHICK BY HER THROAT, THREW HER OUT, HER GLASSES BROKE, HER SHOES FELL OFF & SHE WAS CRYING...

THE ROXY IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE RAINBOW ROOM...HOME OF HOLLYWOODS UNDEAD ROCK N ROLL RELICS...THE RAIN FUCT UP MY CAMERA.

SELF PORTRAIT

OBAMA IN 08!

PEREZA HILTON

2008-01-04T19:26:00.000-08:00

ALTHOUGH SHE'S HIT ROCK BOTTOM, THE BRIGHT SIDE IS THAT SHE'S UP FOR THE ROLE OF JASON IN FRIDAY THE 13TH PART TEN. STICK A FORK IN THIS AMERICAN IDOL CUZ SHE'S DONE & KFED YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF TOO.

IN OTHER NEWS, LAST NIGHT AT CRASH MANSION DOWNTOWN 3 PEOPLE WERE SHOT IN THE PARKING LOT & ONE WAS KILLED. A GIRL ALSO GOT STABBED ON THE DANCE FLOOR. RAD! I CAN'T WAIT TO PARTY THERE, SOUNDS LIKE A BLAST.

NEW YEARS PARROT

2008-01-03T19:53:00.000-08:00

NEW YEARS WAS WAY HECTIC BUT THE DRINKS WERE FREE & THE PARROT WAS ALL ACCESS

THIS WAS SO HE COULD SHOW ME THE SLAYER TATOO ON HIS KNEE

WORST LOOKS OF 2007/2008

AOKI PULLED AN ALMOST GAYMOUS

THIS IS WHEN VINTAGE IS NOT COOL

ON THE BL, HE DESIGNED PEACHES OUTFIT

SANTOGOLD GOT ENGAGED

I INTERVIEWED SA-RA,

PEACHES

BUSY P WHO I'M STAYING W/ WHEN I'M IN PARIS

ATRAK

& JUSTICE

THANKS FOR THE XMAS MIX CD

NEXT NEW YEARS I'M THROWING A PARROT PARTY AT MY HOUSE WITH TONS OF BIRDNIP & BILLY OCEAN, GRACE JONES, & SCHOOLY D ARE GONNA PERFORM, FUCK THE DUMB SHIT.

BACK 2 LIFE

2008-01-02T07:49:00.000-08:00

FOR ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK 2DAY...

THE YEAR OF THE PARROT (BEST OF 2007)

2007-12-31T01:39:00.000-08:00

DEAR BIRD BRAINZ,

ITS DEC.31ST & TOMORROW 2007 WILL BE HISTORY! THIS WAS A VERY SPECIAL YEAR CUZ IT MARKED THE BIRTH OF THE ARAB PARROT. I HAVE PUT TOGETHER A "BEST OF" SERIES FOR YOU'RE VIEWING PLEASURE...ENJOY

2007 WAS FILLED WITH FRIENDS...THIS WAS THE NITE THE PARROT WAS BORN AT MY BDAY LAST YEAR, THAT PARROT IN MY ARMS WAS KNOCKED OUT OF MY HANDS AND FLEW UP IN THE AIR AND EXPLODED IN A SHOWER OF SPARKS. THE LIVE WIRE SNAPPED AND HIT A GIRL IN THE HEAD WHO WAS RUSHED TO HOSPITAL. ITS WHY I CALLED THE BLOG THE ARAB PARROT, CUZ OF THE SUICIDE MISSION IT TOOK. THE WHOLE THING IS LIKE WHEN DOC CAME UP WITH THE FLUX CAPICTOR, JUST A STROKE OF GENIUS, DESTINY.

& LOVERS...

BITERS

HATERS

& SKATERS...

GOOD TIMES...

BAD TIMES...

BAD LOOKS...

GOOD MOVIES...

NICE LEGS

& MOST OF ALL BIG LAUGHS...

BLOG BEEF WAS BIG IN 07

2008 BRINGS ALL NEW VENTURES & ADVENTURES FOR THE ARAB PARROT INCLUDING MY EUROPEAN VACATION...

& PARROT TV & PARROT RADIO

HAPPY NEW YEAR MY FEATHERED FRIENDS... SEE YOU IN 2008!

YOURZ TRULY,

T.A.P.

LAST FRIDAY NIGHT OF 2007

2007-12-29T04:18:00.000-08:00

STARTED OUT THE NIGHT AT BAR MARMONT....

HAPPY 18th BDAY ABBY...

PIA DROVE & SAID IT WAS TIME TO ROLL 2 ...

TEDDIES

JAMES DEAN OVER HERE...

THE CHICK FROM ENTOURAGE LOVES THE PARROT

?

SICK!

HIJACKED

2007-12-28T12:18:00.000-08:00

I WENT TO PHO FOR LUNCH YESTERDAY...I ALWAYS GET THE 16

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW I AM ALSO THE GREAT PARROT DETECTIVE. CARLY HAD A CASE THAT SHE THOUGHT WAS SOLVED...THE CASE OF THE MAGIC JIZZ....BUT MY BEAK SENSED FOUL PLAY AND NOW THE CASE HAS BEEN REOPENED....NOW SHE'S LOOKING FOR A NEW APT.

THE FORTUNES THERE ARE ALWAYS ACCURATE...

AFTER LUNCH CARLY WAS COLD & TOLD ME TO GET IN HER CAR SO WE COULD TALK A LIL MORE ABOUT THE CASE, I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT SHE WAS PLANNING ON HIJACKING ME OVER TO THE WEST SIDE. WE MET UP WITH KAYCEE AND GOT COFFEE.

THEN CARLY WANTED 2 GO OVER TO BP TO SAY HI TO DOM...

HE WAS NICE ENUFF TO POINT OUT & PRINT OUT WHO I LOOK LIKE..

THEN WE WENT TO PICK UP SARAHS DOG SADE...

THEN TO DAMIANO'S 4 A SLICE. ACROSS THE STREET I NOTICED ALL THESE KIDS LOOKING THRU THE WINDOW AT SUPREME, I WALKED OVER TO SCOPE OUT THE SCENE...

MOST THE KIDS KNEW WHO I WAS SO THEY RAN AWAY...

MY SOURCE TOLD ME THAT KIDS HAD BEEN CAMPED OUT FOR TWO DAYS & APPARENTLY A FIGHT HAD BROKEN OUT...

THEY BROUGHT BOARD GAMES TO PASS THE TIME

THESE GUYS WERE PLAYING GO FISH...

THIS 15 YEAR OLD KID SAID HE WAS GONNA START A BLOG

I WAS TIRED FROM THE KRAZED NIGHT BEFORE...

SO I TOOK A NAP ON ONE OF THEIR LAWN CHAIRS...

AFTER ESCAPING CARLYS, I FLEW OVER TO PASH & MET UP WITH THE ONE OF THE MOST RIGHTEOUS DUDE IN LA WHO'S NOW A NEW YORKER IN A PONCHO...CHUCKY

JILLIANS GOT A GUN FILLED W/ PATRON & THE DUDE BEHIND HER IS KRAZED

SWEET FANNY PACK

LADIES HE'S AT THE RENAISSANCE HOTEL ROOM 810 JUST DON'T WAKE UP HIS MOM

TWINS

NO THANKS, EVERYONE WOULD RATHER DRIVE DRUNK...

HOLDING BACK THE YEARS

2007-12-26T01:30:00.000-08:00

THE PARROT FLEW TO HIS PARENTS HOUSE FOR XMAS. WE ATE A BIRD, DRANK SOME CHAMPAGNE, & WATCHED UNDER SEIGE. I DON'T SPEND MUCH TIME WITH MY FAMILY, IT'S ONE OF MY NEW YEARS REZALUTIONS ALONG WITH QUITTING SMOKING & DRINKING MORE WATER. EVERYTIME I GO HOME I GET SUPER NOSTALGIC. WE SIT AROUND REMINISCING ABOUT OLD TIMES, PLACES WE'VE LIVED, & THE WAY WE WERE. TODAY I CAME ACROSS MY OLD YEARBOOKS FROM LOWER & MIDDLE SCHOOL WHICH MY PARENTS KEEP ON A SHELF. I FUCKIN LOVE YEAR BOOKS! I TOOK SOME FOTOS FOR YOU BIRD LOVERS OUT THERE SO YOU COULD SEE ME WHEN I WAS A JUNIOR PARROT GROWING UP IN NY...

OLD SCHOOL

FROM 1ST TO 8TH GRADE I WAS IN LOVE WITH A GIRL NAMED NIKKI RICE...

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER WAS ON MY SCHOOLBUS....

ME & ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS ANDRE BONNANO (AS IN BONNANO CRIME FAMILY) WERE ALWAYS IN LOVE WITH HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS. HE WOULD GET HIS MOM TO GET THEM TO BABYSIT HIM & THEN HE WOULD CALL ME & SHOW OFF ABOUT HOW THEY JUST ORDERED A PIZZA, DICK.

IN FIRST GRADE I WAS IN LOVE WITH DYLAN HUNDLEY...A SENIOR WHO LATER MOVED TO HOLLYWOOD & WAS IN THE MOVIE "METROPOLITAN" WHERE SHE DIDN'T LOOK AS HOT. SHE KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK ONCE WHEN ANDRE TRIED TO EMBARASS ME IN FRONT OF HER AND TOLD HER I LOVED HER...

IN 7TH & 8TH GRADE I WAS IN LOVE WITH KATHY FRANKL...I WONDER WHAT SHE'S DOING NOW?

I WAS ALSO IN LOVE WITH THESE TWINS...

I EVEN THOUGHT I HAD A CHANCE...

88 TIME TO SET IT STRAIGHT..

EVERYONE WHO KNOWS JAKE GOLDBEGER WILL APPRECIATE THIS...

I WAS ALSO IN LOVE WITH JAIME GINSBERG & CHAY LENTIN...

AND ARI MEYERS WHO STARRED ON THAT SITCOM KATE & ALLY BACK IN THE DAY...

AS A GUPPY, I LOOKED UP TO SOME OF THE OLDER HIGHSCHOOL CATS ...

ARLO (TENSION)

TYRAN & DARYLL AKA SCHEME & OX

I WAS THE STAR OF THE MIDDLE SCHOOL SOCCER TEAM & EVERYONE SAID I LOOKED LIKE THE KARATE KID

BUFFY GOT OLDER

HAVEN'T CHANGED MUCH

WHERE ARE THEY NOW? FLEMING LENTAKIS & LOWELL FLAX...MAYBE IF I WRITE ALL THESE NAMES AND THEY GOOGLE THEMSELVES THEY'LL FIND THE PARROT

THAT WAS THEN...THIS IS NOW...

MERRY XMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR

EGG BLOG

2007-12-24T21:25:00.000-08:00

HAPPY HOLIDAYZ TO ALL MY FEARTHERED FRIENDZ OUT THERE!

PARROTS WISH LIST:

ARAB PARROTS TOP XMAS MOVIE IS...

MERRY XMAS YOU BIRD TURDS

ARAB PARROT MAKES U WANNA BLOG

2007-12-20T15:36:00.000-08:00

ARAB PARROT X CK1

BUSTED!

THIS KIDS SO KRAZED, LIZ IS IN LOVE WITH HIM

STEADY FOBBIN

NO HIPSTER EVENT IS COMPLETE WITHOUT THE ICE CREAM TRUCK

I'M FEELIN THAT LOOK

COBRASNAKES ON VAGATION

& THE ARAB PARROTS IN FULL EFFECT!

MIRACLE ON FAIRFAX

2007-12-19T04:17:00.000-08:00

HUNDREDS HOLIDAY PARTY LAST NITE...

CAT FIGHT BROKE OUT

MY LIL PARAKEET GOT A BUMP ON HER HEAD

THE ARAB PARROT RAINS SUPREME

TOOK MRS. PARROT TO THE AIRPORT TODAY...

CHARLIES BACK FROM NYC... PARTY TIME...EXCELLENT!

ITS OFFICIAL

2007-12-18T13:00:00.000-08:00

THE POLLS ARE CLOSED & THE RESULTS ARE IN. 1ST IS THE ONE WITH THE HAIR ON HIS CHEST...

STEVE GAYOKI

3RD PLACE WENT TO STREETWEAR...RIP

TO CELEBRATE HERE ARE SOME PHOTOS FROM LAX ON SUNDAY NITE...

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE PARROT

PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING...SIMON REX IS A RAPPER NOW?

ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATO!

GUPPIES GONE WILD! CORY KENNEDY CAKE FIGHT GOES OUT OF CONTROL

FRANKIE CHAN TELLS HER TO POP A CHILL PILL & TAKE A TIME OUT

THANKS TO ALL OF YOU WHO VOTED FOR ME... THAT WAS SWEET. I LOVE YOU ALL BUT NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE ARAB PARROT

DON'T HASSLE ME I'M LOCAL

2007-12-18T01:43:00.000-08:00

FLEW DOWN THE STREET TO THE CHA CHA 4 A DRINK...HAPPY BDAY RACHEL

26

REDBEARDS

PUSH IT

CAME HOME & WATCHED ALPHA DOG

TIZ DA SEAZON 2 B PARROT

2007-12-16T23:33:00.000-08:00

SATURDAY NITE SPECIAL...FLEW OVER TO ALISAS BDAY/HOLIDAY PARTY IN SILVERLAKE...

FOUND THIS LAYIN AROUND...

SHE INTRODUCED ME TO HER HOMEY & NOW DAVID LACHAPELLE LOVES THE ARAB PARROT!

THEN I JET SKI'D OVER TO ANOTHER OPEN BAR HOLIDAY SUAREE...

& BELIEVE ME IT WAS SNOWING!

RIP MALIK SEALY

VALET WAS KICKIN' IT

THE TACOS WERE FLOWIN'

SAM SPIEGEL VS. COREY KENNEDY IN BIRTHDAY CAKE BEEF!

BACK 2 CALI, MATT & KIETH REUNITED

THE OMEN

BIRD ON FIRE

PASH PARROT

2007-12-14T03:35:00.000-08:00

GUESS WHOS GOT CAMEL TOE?

AFTER DOLCE VIDA CHRISTMAS PARTY I GOT SUSHI.. MY SPOT IS THE SHIT HUH LIZ?.., SHITARO ON HIGHLAND & FRANKLIN

THEN I FLEW OVER TO THE ECHO FOR 87 STICK UP KIDS SHOW. TOTAL KAOS, THE HOMEY GOT THROWN OFF THE STAGE WHILE HE WASN'T LOOKIN BY SOME VIOLENT FAN. HE FLEW LIKE 20 FEET, THEN A FIGHT BROKE OUT, SOME STRAIGHT GANGSTA SHIT. I WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY THE SCUFFLE & DIDN'T REMEMBER TO TAKE A PHOTO...TOTALLY BUMMED. FROHAWK WAS EATING A SANDWHICH ON STAGE?

RUBEN BACK FROM HIATUS

AFTER GETTIN OUT OF THERE IN ONE PIECE I FLEW OVER TO RETURN OF PASH. THOSE VINE BAR DAYS WERE FUN. HAVEN'T BEEN ON CAHUENGA FOR LIKE 2 YEARS. NAEEM/SPANKROCK IN THE HOUSE WITH THE PARAKEET...

ME & MY BUDDY

WE LOVE AMANDA BLANK

AFTERHOURS PHOTSHOOT KRAZE...

FUCKIN CHRIS

GO VJ, THATS MY VJ

VOTE!

OBEY THE PARROT

2007-12-13T12:24:00.000-08:00

SHEPARD FAIREYS XMAS PARTY LAST NITE @ 7 GRAND....

JUST FINISHED THE ARTWORK FOR THE NEW LED ZEPPLIN ALBUM...SICK...THE PARROTS TIME IS GONNA COME...RIP JON BONHAM, WHERE'S LED ZEP 357?

AQUAMAN

TARGET LOCKED! ONLY WHEN YOU'RE FAMOUS CAN YOU LOOK AT A GIRL LIKE THIS AND NOT COME OFF LIKE A TOTAL CREEP

DOWNTOWN AT NITE IS A CRAZY SCENE, LOTS OF HIDDEN TREASURES & COLORFUL CHARACTERS...

THE PARROT USES....

I ASKED THIS DRUNK FREEZING HOMELESS GUY IF I CAN TAKE HIS PHOTO & HE SAYS "SURE BUT I DON'T LOOK THAT GOOD RIGHT NOW"

THIS LADY WAITING FOR THE BUS DIDN'T MOVE AN INCH AS I TOOK HER PHOTO, IT WAS AS IF I WASN'T EVEN THERE. THERE WAS NO BUS IN SIGHT EITHER, SHE WAS JUST HOLDIN THAT STANCE. I DOUBT SHE'LL BE CHECKING THE PARROT 4 HER FOTO, BUT I HOPE SHE CHECKS ON HER SHINS W/ A DOCTOR, I'M SURE SHE HAS GOOD HEALTH INSURANCE.

OBAMA & USAMA IN O8! OPRAH AS FIRST LADY, TOTALLY DIFFERENT WORLD.
DON'T FORGET TO ROCK THE VOTE!

BACKSTREET BIRDZ

2007-12-12T14:32:00.000-08:00

PGA (PARROT GOLF ASSOCIATION)

2007-12-11T20:16:00.000-08:00

STOPPED BY THE BIRD STORE TODAY TO GET SOME SUPPLIES...

READY TO FLY...

OVER TO THE DRIVING RANGE...

BIRDIE!

DON'T FORGET TO ROCK THE VOTE!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

2007-12-10T20:56:00.000-08:00

FROM THE ARAB PARROT...

KIDS ARE SCARED OF ARAB SANTA

THE PARROTS NAUGHTY BY NATURE

MICK THE COCK HUNTER

BAXK 4 SECONDS

GIRLS LOVE ARAB SANTA

SO DO FAGS

SORRY TO ALL THE PARENTS WHO'S KIDS SAW SANTA SMOKIN & DRINKIN OUTSIDE, I HOPE I DIDN'T RUIN XMAS

I'M BLACK YALL

2007-12-10T16:38:00.000-08:00

VINTAGE PARROT

2007-12-09T21:37:00.000-08:00

IF ONLY I WAS SINGLE, THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO YOU....

HILARY IN 08...

WHATS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

PAMELA ANDERSON LOOKED GOOD IN 92

150 BUCKS FOR THIS?

$500 FOR THIS?

5 YEARS AGO YOU COULDN'T FIND DOOKY CHAINS THIS THICK ANYWHERE...NOW ANY DOOFUS CAN GET THEIR HANDS ON ONE

RAN INTO SEAN

FOUND A FEW THINGS...

BACK..

BACK

DOUBLES!

I'M GONNA REDUX THIS, ITS A BIRD THANG! YOU COULDN'T UNDERSTAND.

BIRD VOYAGE

2007-12-08T12:16:00.001-08:00

COMING SOON TO A CITY NEAR YOU!

BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR

2007-12-07T12:53:00.000-08:00

FLAUNT HOLIDAY PARTY LAST NITE...TOY DRIVE

YO TODD WHEN IS FLAUNT GONNA DO A PARROT CENTERFOLD?

HO'S HO'S HO'S

CHINA LOVES THE PARROT

?

?

THATS NOT LIQUOR IN THE GLASS

AFTERHOURS @ ARONS

GOODNITE..

(ONE OF THESE PICS WAS SNAKED CAN YOU TELL WHICH ONE?)

LE DOO DOO

2007-12-06T14:08:00.000-08:00

THE PARROT WENT OUT ON THE TOWN LAST NITE. IT HAD BEEN A WHILE SINCE I GOT SOME PARTY FOTOS. I MET UP WITH GARCIA & ROLLED TO LE DUEX FOR VAPORS/BPM MAGAZINE HOLIDAY PARTY. NEVER BEEN TO LE DUEX BEFORE, I DOUBT I'LL EVER BE BACK. WHEN I SWITCHED ON MY CAMERA I REALIZED I LEFT MY MEMORY CARD AT HOME. FUCKD UP. I SWITCHED DOWN TO 2 MEGA PIXELS & USED BUILT IN MEMORY, GOOD FOR 10 PHOTOS. SUCKED CUZ I HAD TO ERASE PICS TO TAKE MORE & IT WAS WACK.

THIS OUTFIT SCREAMS DOUCHE

I LOVE THIS GUY

FLEW OVER TO HYDE...HAPPY BDAY

TRAVIS BARKER WAS THERE WITH POSSE. WOULD'VE BE HILARIOUS TO TAKE A PIC WITH HIM. HYDE IS SUPER FLASH SENSITIVE THOUGH WHICH MADE IT KINDA HECTIC. WOULD'VE BEEN EPIC THO. I CASED IT OUT, SMOKED A CIGARETTE NEAR HIM & HIS POSSE, STALKIN EM. TOO MANY DICK RIDERS AROUND HIM PLUS SECURITY, I PUSSED OUT/OVER IT

AFTER I FLEW TO MOUNT OLYMPUS 2 NICKS PAD FULLY EQUIPPED WITH 6 BEDROOMS, BAR, FOOZE. BOOZE,POOL & POOL TABLE....

THIS IS BRUISER THE SAINT BERNARD, SO RAD, HAD THE LITTLE BARREL & ALL, THEY JUST FOUND OUT HE HAS A MONTH TO LIVE CUZ OF CANCER...TOTAL BUMMER.

WENT TO BED AT 6:30 THIS MORNING...BRUTAL

PARROT CLAUSE

2007-12-05T00:20:00.000-08:00

SATURDAY NIGHT I WATCHED COLORS...

CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR FOR CRACK SANTA! ON SUNDAY NIGHT I WAS ASKED TO PLAY THE JOLLY FATMAN AT THE WHITE TRASH CHARMS PARTY...

VIXEN, PRANCER, DANCER, RUDOLPH, DONDER, BLITZEN, CUPID, COMET, & PUBES

& SCHNIEDER

THE ONLY KID THAT DIDN'T CRY WHEN HE SAW ME

SOME GUPPIES SWAM BY

PHILLIPES FRENCH DIP SANDWHICHES!

THESE GIRLS ARE 17

RONYS PHOTOBOOTH BOOTH PICS OF PEOPLE SITTIN ON MY LAP COMING SOON

& I'M OUT

IN OTHER NEWS....TODAY THE WINNER OF THE EBAY AUCTION CAME BY THE PARROTS HOUSE TO PICK UP HIS TEE IN PERSON. THANKS DUDE...WEAR IT WELL.

YESTERDAY IAN TOOK ME TO SHAMSHIRI IN GLENDALE FOR SOME LOW BUDGE IRANIAN FOOD

WENT TO THE DIME LAST NITE...

HIT UP CANTERS AFTER FOR A PASTRAMI SANDWHICH.....THEN WENT TO BED

GOODNITE & HAPPY HANUKKAH

STEP TO ME

2007-12-04T03:07:00.000-08:00

T.A.P. STOCK SOARS

2007-12-03T12:00:00.000-08:00

THE ARAB PARROT...A PRIVATELY OWNED COMPANY RUN BY ONE MAN & ONE BIRD WENT PUBLIC TODAY. AFTER AN EMOTIONAL DAY OF HEAVY TRADING, RUMORS, PRICE MANIPULATION, & INSIDER TRADING...T.A.P. STOCK CLOSED AT $58! THE WINNER OF THE PARROT ENEMY TEE IS NONE OTHER THAN STEVE TIERNEY OF FONTANA, CA! A 21 YEAR OLD BAGGAGE HANDLER... SICK! NOW THE PARROTS GOT CONNECTIONS AT THE AIRPORT! I COLD CALLED STEVE AFTER THE AUCTION FOR A STATEMENT...HE SAID HE HAD ACTUALLY ENTERED A MAX BID OF $100! & WOULD HAVE GLADLY PAID THAT PRICE IF HE HAD TO, AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT TO HIMSELF. YOU'VE MADE A WISE INVESTMENT MY FEATHERED FRIEND & AND IF I WAS YOU'RE ADVISOR, I WOULD STRONGLY ADVISE YOU TO HOLD. IN A TIME OF WAR & RECESSION THE BEST ADVICE IS TO DUMP THE LOSERS & STICK WITH A MARKET LEADER...

NOW WE TAKE YOU LIVE TO THE FLOOR OF THE EXCHANGE WHERE THE PARROT IS COUNTING HIS PROFITS...CAN YOU FIND HIM?

CLICK TO VIEW AUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY MONDAY

2007-12-03T02:27:00.000-08:00

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CHILD?

JOHN SALLEY MAY BE TALLER THAN THE PARROT BUT HE AIN'T BIGGER

INDIANS LOVE THE ARAB PARROT...

OLD SCHOOL...

McGangsta

2007-11-30T20:31:00.000-08:00

RETARDED

A LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

2007-11-30T02:20:00.000-08:00

DEAR PARROT LOVERS,

YOU'RE FAVORITE BIRD HAS BEEN FLYING UNDER THE RADAR LATELY DUE TO DEATH THREATS, HATE, ADULATION, VAPORS, BITERS, USERS, CAR PROBLEMS, DRUGS, BOOZE, VANDALS, MY GIRLFRIEND, VIDEOS, PHOTOSHOOTS, INTERVIEWS, THRIFTING, GOVERNMENT INVESTIGATIONS INTO MY REAL IDENTITY, BLOG BEEF, THE HOLIDAYS, MONEY PROBLEMS, & MY USUAL HEALTH MENTAL ISSUES LIKE ANXIETY & PARANOIA. ITS ENUFF TO MAKE YOU PUKE...

(Foto by Rick Rodney...registereddesign.blogspot.com)

SOARING TO NEW HEIGHTS MY FEATHERED FRIENDZ HAS MADE MY WINGS TIRED, FRANKLY THE PARROT IS DRIVING ME INSANE. I CAN'T SEEM TO GET HIM OFF MY SHOULDER... SQWAKING IN MY EAR ALL THE TIME WITH HIS CRAZY NEW PLANS & IDEAS. I HAVE GROWN ESTRANGED FROM MY FRIENDS & FAMILY & AM SPENDING MORE & MORE TIME IN ISOLATION MASTERING MY BIRD POWER, MEDITATING, & MASTERBATING. LIKE IN THE MOVIE "THE FLY"... I HAVE MORPHED INTO A PARROT. THE MAN WHO STARTED THIS BLOG CLOSE TO A YEAR AGO IS SLOWLY FADING AWAY...LIKE THE FOTO OF MARTY MCFLY'S FAMILY IN "BACK TO THE FUTURE"...

LUCKILY THINGS HAVE BEEN A LIL' BORING IN LOS ANGELES LATELY SO YOU HAVEN'T MISSED OUT ON MUCH THIS WEEK...EVEN THE COBRASNAKES ON VACATION

BUT DON'T FRET... MY GIRL IS GOIN OUTTA TOWN ALL NEXT WEEK SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS... PARROTS GONE WILD!

THANK YOU,

THE SON OF PARROT

PS: STAY BLACK

RICK RUBIN!

2007-11-29T17:01:00.000-08:00

WHERES RICK RUBIN? THE PARROTS IN THERE TOO SOMEWHERE...

BIRD TO THE WISE

2007-11-29T00:42:00.000-08:00

WHATS BETTER THAN YOUPORN?

WHAT SHOULD I RENT TONITE?

ARE JEWS DOWN WIT THE ARAB PARROT?

CLICK ME!!!!!!!!!!!

TAKIN' OUT U SUCKAHS & U DON'T KNOW HOW I DID IT!

2007-11-28T22:16:00.000-08:00

D-NICE HAS A BLOG...I RIPPED OFF SOME PICS 4 YOU'RE VIEWING PLEASURE...

DNICE W/ MC SERCH & RED ALERT

KID ROCK

FIFE, WHODINI, REDHEAD KINGPIN, KRS 1

KINDA WIERD

APACHE, TRECH & ROD STRICKLAND...MY FAVORITE KNICK

NAUGHTY & LATIFAH

VANILLA TAKIN HIMSELF MAD SERIOUS

POOKY!

AUDIO TWO

KOOL MOE DEE JACKET IS KRAZED

WHERE'S PARROT?

2007-11-28T02:01:00.000-08:00

THE HOUSE OF PARROT

2007-11-27T20:39:00.000-08:00

PICS FROM MY HOUSEWARMING PARTY COMING SOON ....

IPO...INITIAL PARROT OFFERING

2007-11-26T13:58:00.000-08:00

THE BUBBLE HAS BURST! STREETWEAR BROKERS ARE JUMPIN OUT THEIR WINDOWS...

3 PROTO-TYPE ARAB PARROTEE'S LEFT IN MY CLOSET FROM THE 24 THAT WERE MADE A WHILE BACK. 17 WERE GIVEN OUT TO HOMIES, 1 WAS STOLEN, 1 WAS DESTROYED, I KEPT TWO...ONE FOR ME & ONE FOR THE PARROT. I'M SELLIN 1 OF THE LAST 3 UNDER THE COUNTER ON EBAY. THE WINNER CHOOSES THE SIZE (M,L,XL). THE LINK BELOW WILL TAKE YOU TO THE AUCTION...

24 PARROT GOLDEN TICKET!!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T BUY JUNK! THINK LONG TERM! BUY! BUY! BUY!

ALSO ARAB PARROT KABOB HOUSE COMING SOON!

FREESTYLE PARROT

2007-11-24T19:20:00.000-08:00

CHECK OUT MY BUTT

SHABBA!

2007-11-24T14:04:00.000-08:00

FLEW TO TEDDIES LAST NIGHT...SCARLETT JOHANSSEN WAS THERE & SO WAS BURNING MAN?

I DON'T LIKE TAKING FLICKS AT TEDDIES BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO COME BACK SO I GAVE MY CAMERA TO JESSICA TO GO AROUND A SNAP A FEW SHOTS...

THIS GUY HAD THE WRONG STAMP

A FIGHT BROKE OUT AFTER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET BUT I MISSED IT. ENDED UP AT THE FAMOUS AFTERHOURS SPOT DOWN THE STREET FROM TEDDIES...ARONS.

THATS ALL FUCKS

THANKSGIVING WITH....

2007-11-23T13:04:00.000-08:00

DWAYNE WAYNE! (KADEEM HARDISON)

UP CLOSE & PERSONAL...

PARROT: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DWAYNE WAYNE GLASSES? YOU STILL GOT EM?

KADEEM: NAH, I WAS ASKED TO CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING TO AN AUCTION A WHILE BACK & I DONATED EM.

PARROT : DID DWAYNE WAYNE HAVE A MIDDLE NAME?

KADEEM: YEAH...CLEOPHUS

PARROT: DO YOU HAVE ANY OLD GEAR LEFT IN THE CLOSET FROM THAT ERA?

KADEEM: NOT REALLY, WE COULDN'T WAIT TO GET RID OF THAT STUFF BACK THEN...I MAY HAVE A HILLMAN SWEATSHIRT SOMEWHERE.

PARROT: WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?

KADEEM: STILL ACTING & DIRECTING. JUST DID A MOVIE CALLED "THE DARK PARTY"

PARROT: WHAT ABOUT WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP! CLASSIC!

KADEEM: YEAH WE ACTUALLY SHOT ALOT OF THAT DOWN HERE IN VENICE

PARROT: THEY DON'T MAKE SHOWS LIKE THE COSBY SHOW & DIFFERENT WORLD ANYMORE HUH?

KADEEM: NO NOT REALLY...IT WAS A DIFFERENT WORLD BACK THEN

PARROT: DO THEY AIR RERUNS OF DIFFERENT WORLD?

KADEEM: I THINK OPRAHS GOT IT ON THE OXYGEN NETWORK

PARROT: HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE ARAB PARROT?

KADEEM: NO BUT I'LL CHECK IT OUT THOUGH

WE TALKED FOR LIKE A HALF HOUR...I TOLD HIM ABOUT A MOVIE IDEA I HAD STORED AWAY FOR LIKE A YEAR THAT I THOUGHT WOULD BE A SLAM DUNK FOR THE WAYANS BROS.TO STAR IN. HE THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT IDEA & THAT I SHOULD WRITE A TREATMENT & SEND IT TO THEM. YOU KNOW WHAT... WITH YOU'RE STAMP OF APPROVAL...I THINK I JUST MIGHT DO THAT. KADEEM HARDISON...A TRUE LEGEND! THE PARROT SALUTES YOU.

HAPPY BIRD DAY!

2007-11-22T02:27:00.000-08:00

THIS YEAR I AM THANKFUL 4 MY FRIENDS & FAMILY....

LEGS...

MUSIC...

DIRTY LOOKS...

& MOST OF ALL 4 MY NUMBER 1 HOMEY...THE BIGGEST BIRD IN THE WORLD...THE ARAB PARROT

HAPPY THANKSGIVING BIRD BRAINZ!

SPEARMINT PARROT

2007-11-21T13:37:00.001-08:00

BUSTED! (A NEW SERIES)

2007-11-21T10:18:00.001-08:00

SCHOOLY P

2007-11-19T14:26:00.000-08:00

THESE VIDEOS REMIND ME OF A TIME WHEN "BEEF" WAS ALL NATURAL...WHEN KIDS WORE POLO & NORTHFACE. THE DAYS OF "THE BOX" & "SYSTEMS". FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, "THE BOX" WAS A TV CHANNEL BACK IN THE 90'S WHERE YOU COULD CALL UP AND ORDER MUSIC VIDEOS TO PLAY FOR LIKE 3 BUCKS. A "SYSTEM" WAS A TERM FOR A CAR SERVICE YOU COULD ORDER TO COME PICK YOU UP FOR AN HOUR. BUT INSTEAD OF A TOWNCAR OR A LIMO IT WOULD BE A HOOKED UP PATHFINDER OR A LAND CRUISER EQUIPPED WITH A WALL OF SPEAKERS IN THE BACK. SOME RUFFNECK DUDE WOULD COME DRIVE YOU & YOU'RE HOMIES UPTOWN TO THE WEEDSPOT & THEN FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE TIME HE WOULD DRIVE YOU AROUND NEW YORK CITY PUMPIN HIS BOOMIN SYSTEM WHILE YOU CHILLED IN THE BACK LOOKIN HARD SMOKIN BLUNTS. LETS TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE...

IT'S SATURDAY

2007-11-18T12:37:00.000-08:00

FLEW DOWN 2 VENICE YESTERDAY TO VISIT SOME HOMIES...

MY TIRE IS DEAD...ROGUE STATUS KILLED IT! THE ARAB PARROT CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE OF A HIGHSCHOOL STREETWEAR WAR

OR MAYBE THE COBRASNAKE DID IT? EITHER WAY THE PARROT TURNS BEEF INTO KABOBS...PARROT ENEMY #1

ANYWAYZ...LATER THAT EVENING I ATTENDED ELANA'S BDAY DINNER

SHOULDN'T HAVE SMOKED THIS SPLIFF...

CAME HOME & WATCHED THE KARL LAGERFELD STORY...

WORD UP

ME TOO

EXACTLY

LAGERFELD HAS BEEF W/ YSL

YO!

2007-11-15T16:52:00.000-08:00

BE KOOLER THAN THE KOOL KIDS! WATCH THE COBRASNAKE SHIT HIS SHORTS WHEN YOU ENTER CINESPACE WEARING THIS MEGA LIMITED EDITION ARAB PARROT DICKHEAD TEE...ONLY AVAILABLE ON THE ARAB PARROT HOME SHOPPING NETWORK.

PARROT GEAR...MAKES YOU A WINNER EVERYTIME!

MADE TO ORDER

THE FINAL CHAPTER

2007-11-13T14:05:00.000-08:00

THE LAST SET OF PICS FROM THE PARROTS TRIP TO NYC BACK IN LATE SEPTEMBER.... HAND PICKED FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE...DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.

THE SPOT...

TRIPPED THE LIGHT FANTASTIC...

INGRID & MARTA LOVE THE PARROT

THE PARROT LOVES...

SO WHATS A FAITHFUL PARROT TO DO ALL HOT & BOTHERED IN THE CITY WITHOUT HIS GIRL & WITHOUT INTERNET...

BACK 2 BASICS...

PARROT SEED...

THEN GET A SLICE...

JA'S STILL BOMBIN

SO IS RD 357

COST, KAZ, ASH

NYPD LOOKIN 4 THE ARAB PARROT

I GOT FRIENDZ IN LOW PLACES

RAN INTO WHOOPI...

WENT TO MORRISEY NIGHT

BREAD

FOLLOW THAT BIRD...

THE MAESTRO

SPENT AN AFTERNOON RIDIN BIKES W THE CAPTAIN....

WENT BY THE MEADOW FOR OLD TIMES SAKE...

NICE DAY

RAN INTO SOME HOMIES

ARAB PARROT IS BIG IN NY

CITY UNDER SEIGE

GILBERT GODFREY CHECKS THE PARROT ON THE DAILY...

T.R. LOVES T.A.P.

NYC WORST DRESSED AWARD GOES TO THIS RETARD...OVERKILL!

TALK TO THE HAND BITCH

SEE YOU IN THE SPRING