McGangsta

RETARDED

A LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

DEAR PARROT LOVERS,

YOU'RE FAVORITE BIRD HAS BEEN FLYING UNDER THE RADAR LATELY DUE TO DEATH THREATS, HATE, ADULATION, VAPORS, BITERS, USERS, CAR PROBLEMS, DRUGS, BOOZE, VANDALS, MY GIRLFRIEND, VIDEOS, PHOTOSHOOTS, INTERVIEWS, THRIFTING, GOVERNMENT INVESTIGATIONS INTO MY REAL IDENTITY, BLOG BEEF, THE HOLIDAYS, MONEY PROBLEMS, & MY USUAL HEALTH MENTAL ISSUES LIKE ANXIETY & PARANOIA. ITS ENUFF TO MAKE YOU PUKE...


(Foto by Rick Rodney...registereddesign.blogspot.com)

SOARING TO NEW HEIGHTS MY FEATHERED FRIENDZ HAS MADE MY WINGS TIRED, FRANKLY THE PARROT IS DRIVING ME INSANE. I CAN'T SEEM TO GET HIM OFF MY SHOULDER... SQWAKING IN MY EAR ALL THE TIME WITH HIS CRAZY NEW PLANS & IDEAS. I HAVE GROWN ESTRANGED FROM MY FRIENDS & FAMILY & AM SPENDING MORE & MORE TIME IN ISOLATION MASTERING MY BIRD POWER, MEDITATING, & MASTERBATING. LIKE IN THE MOVIE "THE FLY"... I HAVE MORPHED INTO A PARROT. THE MAN WHO STARTED THIS BLOG CLOSE TO A YEAR AGO IS SLOWLY FADING AWAY...LIKE THE FOTO OF MARTY MCFLY'S FAMILY IN "BACK TO THE FUTURE"...



LUCKILY THINGS HAVE BEEN A LIL' BORING IN LOS ANGELES LATELY SO YOU HAVEN'T MISSED OUT ON MUCH THIS WEEK...EVEN THE COBRASNAKES ON VACATION



BUT DON'T FRET... MY GIRL IS GOIN OUTTA TOWN ALL NEXT WEEK SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS... PARROTS GONE WILD!




THANK YOU,

THE SON OF PARROT

PS: STAY BLACK

RICK RUBIN!

WHERES RICK RUBIN? THE PARROTS IN THERE TOO SOMEWHERE...

BIRD TO THE WISE

WHATS BETTER THAN YOUPORN?



WHAT SHOULD I RENT TONITE?



ARE JEWS DOWN WIT THE ARAB PARROT?



CLICK ME!!!!!!!!!!!

TAKIN' OUT U SUCKAHS & U DON'T KNOW HOW I DID IT!

D-NICE HAS A BLOG...I RIPPED OFF SOME PICS 4 YOU'RE VIEWING PLEASURE...



DNICE W/ MC SERCH & RED ALERT



KID ROCK



FIFE, WHODINI, REDHEAD KINGPIN, KRS 1



KINDA WIERD



APACHE, TRECH & ROD STRICKLAND...MY FAVORITE KNICK



NAUGHTY & LATIFAH



VANILLA TAKIN HIMSELF MAD SERIOUS



POOKY!



AUDIO TWO



KOOL MOE DEE JACKET IS KRAZED

WHERE'S PARROT?

THE HOUSE OF PARROT

PICS FROM MY HOUSEWARMING PARTY COMING SOON ....

IPO...INITIAL PARROT OFFERING

THE BUBBLE HAS BURST! STREETWEAR BROKERS ARE JUMPIN OUT THEIR WINDOWS...



3 PROTO-TYPE ARAB PARROTEE'S LEFT IN MY CLOSET FROM THE 24 THAT WERE MADE A WHILE BACK. 17 WERE GIVEN OUT TO HOMIES, 1 WAS STOLEN, 1 WAS DESTROYED, I KEPT TWO...ONE FOR ME & ONE FOR THE PARROT. I'M SELLIN 1 OF THE LAST 3 UNDER THE COUNTER ON EBAY. THE WINNER CHOOSES THE SIZE (M,L,XL). THE LINK BELOW WILL TAKE YOU TO THE AUCTION...

24 PARROT GOLDEN TICKET!!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T BUY JUNK! THINK LONG TERM! BUY! BUY! BUY!

ALSO ARAB PARROT KABOB HOUSE COMING SOON!

FREESTYLE PARROT

CHECK OUT MY BUTT

SHABBA!

FLEW TO TEDDIES LAST NIGHT...SCARLETT JOHANSSEN WAS THERE & SO WAS BURNING MAN?



I DON'T LIKE TAKING FLICKS AT TEDDIES BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO COME BACK SO I GAVE MY CAMERA TO JESSICA TO GO AROUND A SNAP A FEW SHOTS...







THIS GUY HAD THE WRONG STAMP





A FIGHT BROKE OUT AFTER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET BUT I MISSED IT. ENDED UP AT THE FAMOUS AFTERHOURS SPOT DOWN THE STREET FROM TEDDIES...ARONS.



THATS ALL FUCKS

THANKSGIVING WITH....

DWAYNE WAYNE! (KADEEM HARDISON)



UP CLOSE & PERSONAL...

PARROT: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DWAYNE WAYNE GLASSES? YOU STILL GOT EM?

KADEEM: NAH, I WAS ASKED TO CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING TO AN AUCTION A WHILE BACK & I DONATED EM.

PARROT : DID DWAYNE WAYNE HAVE A MIDDLE NAME?

KADEEM: YEAH...CLEOPHUS

PARROT: DO YOU HAVE ANY OLD GEAR LEFT IN THE CLOSET FROM THAT ERA?

KADEEM: NOT REALLY, WE COULDN'T WAIT TO GET RID OF THAT STUFF BACK THEN...I MAY HAVE A HILLMAN SWEATSHIRT SOMEWHERE.



PARROT: WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?

KADEEM: STILL ACTING & DIRECTING. JUST DID A MOVIE CALLED "THE DARK PARTY"

PARROT: WHAT ABOUT WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP! CLASSIC!

KADEEM: YEAH WE ACTUALLY SHOT ALOT OF THAT DOWN HERE IN VENICE

PARROT: THEY DON'T MAKE SHOWS LIKE THE COSBY SHOW & DIFFERENT WORLD ANYMORE HUH?



KADEEM: NO NOT REALLY...IT WAS A DIFFERENT WORLD BACK THEN

PARROT: DO THEY AIR RERUNS OF DIFFERENT WORLD?

KADEEM: I THINK OPRAHS GOT IT ON THE OXYGEN NETWORK

PARROT: HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE ARAB PARROT?

KADEEM: NO BUT I'LL CHECK IT OUT THOUGH

WE TALKED FOR LIKE A HALF HOUR...I TOLD HIM ABOUT A MOVIE IDEA I HAD STORED AWAY FOR LIKE A YEAR THAT I THOUGHT WOULD BE A SLAM DUNK FOR THE WAYANS BROS.TO STAR IN. HE THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT IDEA & THAT I SHOULD WRITE A TREATMENT & SEND IT TO THEM. YOU KNOW WHAT... WITH YOU'RE STAMP OF APPROVAL...I THINK I JUST MIGHT DO THAT. KADEEM HARDISON...A TRUE LEGEND! THE PARROT SALUTES YOU.

HAPPY BIRD DAY!

THIS YEAR I AM THANKFUL 4 MY FRIENDS & FAMILY....



LEGS...



MUSIC...



DIRTY LOOKS...



& MOST OF ALL 4 MY NUMBER 1 HOMEY...THE BIGGEST BIRD IN THE WORLD...THE ARAB PARROT



HAPPY THANKSGIVING BIRD BRAINZ!

SPEARMINT PARROT